“Alright children, circle up!
Donald, put down the Sharpie.
No, you cannot draw new borders on the map again.
Today’s class is called:”
✨ ‘WE ARE NOT COVERING UP THE EPSTEIN MESS FOR YOU.’ ✨
“Take a big breath, sweetheart.
You’re gonna need it.”
✅ Lesson 1: We don’t hide crimes because you used to party with the people involved
“Okay Donald, listen carefully because this is a LOUD rule:
Just because you used to hang out socially with Epstein, Ghislaine, and Prince Andrew DOES NOT mean the American public owes you a blackout curtain over the truth.
That’s not how any of this works, baby boy.
That’s how dictatorships work.
Not democracies.”
✅ Lesson 2: The Epstein investigation was paid for with TAXPAYER MONEY
“You know what that means, Donald?”
“That means the files don’t belong to YOU.
They don’t belong to your friends.
They don’t belong to your donors.
They don’t belong to the billionaires hiding under their desks praying no one asks questions.”
“They belong to the AMERICAN PEOPLE.
Because WE paid for it.”
“And when WE pay for something, WE get to see the receipt.”
✅ Lesson 3: EVERYBODY wants this — left, right, center
“Donald, sweetie, this isn’t 2020 partisan cosplay anymore.
This is the one thing the entire country AGREES ON.”
👈 The left wants the names
👉 The right wants the names
👌 The center wants the names
🧂 Even the apolitical girl at Target wants the names
“When EVERYBODY is banging on the door for a year straight, yelling
‘SHOW US THE EPSTEIN LIST!’
you don’t get to clutch your pearls, hide behind your lawyers, and pretend you dropped your hearing aids.”
✅ Lesson 4: You don’t get to protect the rich and powerful from consequences
“Donald, babycakes, listen up:”
“You do NOT get to decide which rich creep gets shielded from the consequences of being friends, associates, party guests, business contacts, or whatever-the-hell with Epstein.”
“Not you.
Not Bill.
Not Andrew.
Not the tech bros.
Not the billionaires.
Not the ‘philanthropists.’
Not the ‘I flew there but didn’t get off the plane’ crowd.”
“You don’t get to curate justice like it’s your Twitter feed.”
✅ Lesson 5: Being embarrassed is NOT a legal exemption
“Oh no! Did the country find out you once hung out with Epstein socially in your Palm Beach days?”
“Aww.
That’s tough.”
“Here’s what we tell all the five-year-olds when they break something on the playground:”
🔊 ‘Your feelings do NOT cancel the rules.’
“Just because a file might make you or your rich friends uncomfortable?
Too bad.
So sad.
Pass the Kleenex.”
✅ Lesson 6: When the public demands transparency, you don’t get to say no
“Donald, sweetie, you spent YEARS telling the country you were ‘for the people.’
Well guess what?
THE PEOPLE ARE ASKING FOR SOMETHING.”
“And it’s not complicated.”
They want:
✅ accountability
✅ transparency
✅ the truth
✅ the full Epstein client network exposed
“You can’t run on ‘drain the swamp’ and then barricade the swamp’s guest list.”
“It doesn’t work like that, pumpkin.”
✅ Lesson 7: You don’t get to stall, hide, distract, or act confused
“You can send Mike Johnson out there every day like your little press-conference chihuahua.
You can rant on Truth Social.
You can blame Democrats, aliens, windmills, and low water pressure.”
“But none of that changes this one simple fact:”
✨ YOU owe the American people the release of those files. ✨
Not as a favor.
As a DUTY.
As a RESPONSIBILITY.
As a LEADER.
“You asked for the job.
THIS comes with the job.”
✅ End of Lesson
“Okay Donald, class dismissed.
You may leave the rug.”
“And no, we’re not watching your little meltdown show.
And no, the American people are not ‘moving on.’
And no, you can’t make the Epstein files magically disappear in the couch cushions of Mar-a-Lago.”
“The country wants the truth.
The whole truth.
And nothing but the truth.”
Thanks for watching.
Now hand over the files.