i feel so sorry for people named al bc it just looks like their name is AI

🌹💦ZOHRAN MAM-DADDY 🥵🥵 just took 🎉😱 the NYC MAYORAL throne 🎤🏙️ like a boss 💪💦, while CUOMO 👴🏻💦 gets CURB-STOMPED 💥🚫 by the VOTE 💋💋! It’s 🚌FREE BUS SEASON 🚍🍑, baby, and those ROSES 🌹🌹 are for ALL the GOOD BOYS 🍆 who can kiss Cuomo’s 🍌👋🍑 ass GOODBYE 👋👋! While we ride the BUS 🚍 to PLEASURE TOWN 🤤🎢, Cuomo’s crying into his wine 🍷😩 about being a TOXIC PEST 🦠👹 that nobody will ride, not even for a FREE RIDE 🍆🚫🚍! Forget 🍌 his sexual harass-ASS-ment 😭💔, we’re filling buses with HOT and HORNY 🌶️😏 New Yorkers ready to STRUT 💃🏼🐔 through the city! Get ready New York, it’s time to PARTY 🥳🎊 and watch Cuomo eat his own 🍰 DICK while we celebrate Mamdani’s ROSEY ascension 🌹🙌💦!

Every brand dies the same way: loved too much, too visibly. In fashion, the “loser” isn’t someone with bad taste; it’s someone who loved a brand past its expiration date. Enjoyed this piece about how mockery fuels the entire fashion ecosystem. 🧵 fashiontingz.substack.com/p/…

Happy Halloween from Grandpa who accidentally mistook paint for yogurt

Tyla recreates Nevaeh’s viral laughing gif for Halloween.

happy halloween 🙂

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Hey girls, save your money. I’ve never seen a recession indicator like this lmfao omg

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re diana from the honey bunches of oats commercials

IM CRYINGGGHSHSHDG 😭😭

grok, explain why i would want ai features that kill my engagement and fill my feed with slop

I've lived a million lives since this

Interesting to note which behaviors have disappeared from Twitter as a result of the BluеSky exodus. A big one is Halloween-themed display name puns

anyone else going to techcrunch disrupt next week?

He was so right it hurts

lol

MY LIFE ISN’T INSTAGRAMMABLE. HOWEVER,, IT IS TWITTERABLE.