A man’s confession that he is absolutely terrible at sex.
99% of husbands' sex life:
(after begging for 5 days straight)
She goes, "Okay FINE, let's get it over with."
(3 minutes in)
She goes, "Did you hear the baby? Can you go check?"
(after 2 minutes of her starfishing)
She goes, "Are you done yet?"
Fucking kill me please. 😂