Had to write this entirely using speech-to-text because my hands are still locked in the Gyokeres celebration. I think we’re winning the quadruple this Hello Chris your Amazon order of hemorrhoid suppositories is on its way no Siri off Siri I said off off
Nottingham Forest Football Club can confirm that after a series of disappointing results and performances, Ange Postecoglou has been relieved of his duties as head coach with immediate effect.
The Club will make no further comment at this time.
Trafford proving himself for City so I don’t have to watch Jordan Pickford ever play for England again 😍😍😍
From Mr. T-Rex Arms to Mr. “I bet you he saves it y’know.” Insane upgrade.
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