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Washington D.C.
Joined March 2013
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Bumped into Ari in NYC, as he was listening to our pod!
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we are grateful to the more than 1 million business customers building with us openai.com/index/1-million-b…
OH AMY: Senator Amy Klobuchar is shutting down the Government—demanding YOUR TAX DOLLARS to pay Big Insurance! 💰 This isn’t healthcare—it’s CORPORATE WELFARE!!! Call Amy TODAY (612-727-5220) and tell her NO HANDOUTS TO BIG INSURANCE!
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Claire Danes stopped by to discuss rejection, hellish high heels, and the joy of playing an a-hole: apple.co/TeamCoco
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Find any file, image, or video, fast. Dropbox Dash finds content in Dropbox and across connected apps.
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Introducing character cameos, now available in the Sora app.
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My A24 film "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You" is out today and Rose Byrne is PHENOMENAL. Look for me at your local showing - I'll be the red-haired lady eating Raisinets in the front row. tickets.ifihadlegsidkickyou.…
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Happy Halloween from Sora and the monsters of Monster Manor. Created using characters, now available in the Sora app.
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we are launching the ability to buy extra gens in sora today. we are doing this for two main reasons: first, we have been quite amazed by how much our power users want to use sora, and the economics are currently completely unsustainable. we thought 30 free gens/day would be more than enough, but clearly we were wrong! this will let our pro creators get as much usage as they want to pay for. second, this is a step towards a new sora economy. we imagine a world where rightsholders have the option to charge extra for cameos of beloved characters and people. we will soon pilot monetization, prioritizing people and companies who got onto the platform early. this will also be a way for a new generation of sora creators to make money. eventually we will need to bring the free gens down to accommodate growth (we won't have enough gpus to do it otherwise!), but we’ll be transparent as it happens. in the meantime, enjoy the crazy usage limits :)
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Gourd vibes only. 🐈‍⬛
Dropbox Dash helped me carve out some time for this masterpiece 🎃
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Don’t let spooky_MAGICALflute.png haunt you. Find it fast with Dropbox Dash.
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Turn on agent mode and ChatGPT can take action for you—research, plan, and get things done while you browse. Now in preview for Plus, Pro, and Business users.
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Yesterday we did a livestream. TL;DR: We have set internal goals of having an automated AI research intern by September of 2026 running on hundreds of thousands of GPUs, and a true automated AI researcher by March of 2028. We may totally fail at this goal, but given the extraordinary potential impacts we think it is in the public interest to be transparent about this. We have a safety strategy that relies on 5 layers: Value alignment, Goal alignment, Reliability, Adversarial robustness, and System safety. Chain-of-thought faithfulness is a tool we are particularly excited about, but it somewhat fragile and requires drawing a boundary and a clear abstraction. On the product side, we are trying to move towards a true platform, where people and companies building on top of our offerings will capture most of the value. Today people can build on our API and apps in ChatGPT; eventually, we want to offer an AI cloud that enables huge businesses. We have currently committed to about 30 gigawatts of compute, with a total cost of ownership over the years of about $1.4 trillion. We are comfortable with this given what we see on the horizon for model capability growth and revenue growth. We would like to do more—we would like to build an AI factory that can make 1 gigawatt per week of new capacity, at a greatly reduced cost relative to today—but that will require more confidence in future models, revenue, and technological/financial innovation. Our new structure is much simpler than our old one. We have a non-profit called OpenAI Foundation that governs a Public Benefit Corporation called OpenAI Group. The foundation initially owns 26% of the PBC, but it can increase with warrants over time if the PBC does super well. The PBC can attract the resources needed to achieve the mission. Our mission, for both our non-profit and PBC, remains the same: to ensure that artificial general intelligence benefits all of humanity. The nonprofit is initially committing $25 billion to health and curing disease, and AI resilience (all of the things that could help society have a successful transition to a post-AGI world, including technical safety but also things like economic impact, cyber security, and much more). The nonprofit now has the ability to actually deploy capital relatively quickly, unlike before. In 2026 we expect that our AI systems may be able to make small new discoveries; in 2028 we could be looking at big ones. This is a really big deal; we think that science, and the institutions that let us widely distribute the fruits of science, are the most important ways that quality of life improves over time.
Today, we're launching Dropbox Dash! “Where’s that file?” Four words that might be the most expensive sentence in a business. Millions wasted rewriting and rebuilding what we already know-just because context is lost. The cost isn’t just money. It’s momentum. Dropbox Dash fixes this - Dash is your AI teammate that surfaces the content and context you need to stay focused and on track.
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Judd Apatow is currently making nine documentaries and I'm in all of them: apple.co/TeamCoco
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I'm here to carry your emotional baggage. #ConanOBrienMustGo
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I am a massive fan of "The Rest is History" podcast, so it was an honor to welcome hosts @Holland_Tom & @DCSandbrook to my podcast. apple.co/TeamCoco
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My personal physician Dr. Arroyo gives my balut a thorough exam. #ConanOBrienMustGo
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so much of work is what I like to call the “work around work” - switching between systems, chasing context, and stitching tools together to get things done company knowledge in chatgpt now does this for you it can reason across tools like slack, sharepoint, google drive, github, and more to get answers, do analysis, and take action using a version of gpt-5 that’s optimized for working with tools & providing citations company knowledge has changed how i use chatgpt at work more than anything we have built so far - let us know what you think!
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Meet our new browser—ChatGPT Atlas. Available today on macOS: chatgpt.com/atlas