I β€οΈ Ruby, Elixir, awk, and making things fast. Abortion is healthcare. he/him. github.com/jhollinger π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
Kentucky, US
Joined February 2009
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Is this your business model, @Roblox? Take 10 year olds' allowances then delete their accounts when they ask you for help? #ROBLOX #robloxpressure
I need some help,@Roblox. Someone hacked into my son's account and transferred all his Robux to an unknown account. When we contacted support, they responded by deleting his account. Clearly that was a mistake. He's devastated. Please DM me for details.
Hey @Roblox, stop messing with my son and give him his account back. DM me for details, and maybe think for more than 5 sec before perma banning 10 yos who didnβt do anything. Jeez.
Last post on this benighted platform. It was never perfect, but fuck Musk for boring it straight into the ground. Punch Nazis and offer hugs to everyone else.
Me: Trying to explain to my wife who Nick Lacarno is in #LowerDecks
Someone should tell David Brooks.
Today, I'm proud to announce that we are taking our most comprehensive action ever to eliminate junk fees.
The Federal Trade Commission is proposing a new rule that would ban hidden fees across the economy and require companies to show consumers the all-in pricing upfront. The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau is also banning banks and credit unions from charging fees for basic services like checking your account balance.
These actions are going to save Americans tens of billions of dollars.
Am I right in assuming that Evangelicals are non-stop jizzing themselves because The End Times are here?
Jordan 'Release Candidate Male' Hollinger π³οΈβπ retweeted
banning someone for calling you a pedophile on your website sounds a lot like the kind of thing a pedophile who owns a website would do
Jordan 'Release Candidate Male' Hollinger π³οΈβπ retweeted
βSAY HELLO TO MY ONLY FRIEND!β
Obviously Sea World is (was?) terrible, but they should have had an act with seals called "Seal Team 6".
Am I crazy for wanting something between Bullet and strict_loading for Rails? Bullet isn't reliable for complex apps (dev/testing data is never complete enough), and strict_loading is too dangerous for existing codebases. I want to detect lazy loading happening in production.
Forget boy math and girl math. Let's talk about front-end engineer math:
let x = "5" + 9;
console.log(x);
=> "59"
Will this is a fun little guy. #Ahsoka
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why caterpillars think the economy is terrible.
