James Smythe
 @jstjs_

Just a slight stiffness coming on… in the shoulder.

 Pett Bottom, Canterbury
Joined August 2012
The year is 2025 and I still cannot delete saved searches on X
The Oval Office is basically a pharaoh tomb now
For fuck’s sake, at this rate the White House won’t need renovations but an exorcism in '29.
Comment "I am a retard" and get early access to Gemini 3.0!!
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Absolutely obsessed with Coca-Cola’s new late-stage capitalism Christmas campaign. 😍
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MISSING: GEMINI 3.0
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Extropic
 @extropic
Oct 28
Thermodynamic Intelligence: First Contact 10.29.25
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Introducing the Apple Vision Pro (Sumo Edition) now with full-body fabric integration
Ok, hear me out, Central Park, but as a ski resort carved straight into Manhattan.
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What if I told you this SVG circle was drawn by Gemini 3.0?
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James Smythe
 @jstjs_
Feb 7
Pete Hegseth cheated on wife one with wife two, then two with three; Paula White divorced her first two husbands before marrying her third, who was on his fourth; Trump cheated on wife one with two, two with three, and three with a porn star. Truly, saints of marital fidelity. ⛪️
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Mark ain't chuffed with 'is new Meta RayBans, innit? 😂
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OMG you’ve got to be kidding?? Tesla’s releasing a drone now?
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The President of the United States of America is a man-child.
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I do not have any Sora 2 invite codes! Follow me if you do not want to have a Sora 2 invite code!!
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GPT-6 on Thursday December 18 at 10am PT
GPT-4o is way more than just a Studio Ghibli filter.
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So what you're saying is Pete Hegseth, who once threw an axe into a drumline” isn’t the résumé we need for managing global warfare?
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Lincoln Square
 @LincolnSquareHQ
Mar 2
That time @marcorubio explained how USA, Russia & the UK promised Ukraine to provide for their defense forever if they gave up the huge stockpile of nuclear weapons left in the country after the Soviet Union fell. Good times.
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