CNN's Ashley Allison says SNAP is having a "massive impact" after she went to her eyebrow technician who told her they had to fire people because clients don't have money to do their brows. The horror.

Hope is to bear witness that the earth can truly resemble heaven. This is the message of the Jubilee.

Grok Imagine prompt: She smiles and says “I will always love you”

People think I'm lying when I say I have a high body count (250+). And people also think I'm lying when I say I never settle for anything less than my place for the first date. Here are the receipts. 👇 (You're welcome to reverse search these, you won't find them anywhere.)

Alpha emojis: 🙂😉😂🤔👍🖕💪🔥💯🎯‼️ Beta emojis: 😘😍😜🥹😭😒🙁🥵❤️🍆🍑💦 This doesn't mean that using alpha emojis will get you laid. The girl is either attracted to you or not, and, even if she is, the alpha emojis are neutral at best. But beta emojis are terrible, and you should avoid them at all costs. A girl can go from a "hell yes" to a "fuck no" if you use them in texting. Why? Because she's simply applying pattern recognition. The porn-addicted thirsty incels simps use beta emojis all the time. If you use them, she'll just think you're cut from the same cloth. Whatever goodwill you have with her would have been cancelled immediately. And you'll be pigeonholed into her beta orbiter pile forever. Congratulations, you betazoned yourself. 🤭

wow just randomly got a wiff of my high school girlfriends perfume. how is that still in my brain and how does that even work