🖤 Feminist killjoy. Elder Goth. Veteran's spouse. Mom. Femme. 🌈 Churchy/Affirming. 🙏 TERF/SWERF averse. 👎 Words: NYT, WaPo, Atlantic, etc. IG: lily_burana.

Joined May 2010
Just because you’re vaccinated doesn’t mean you can go to a nightclub with David Bowie, pick up Ann Magnuson and some random Goth dude together, take them back to your elegant, gloomy penthouse, seduce them, kill them with an ankh that conceals a blade & then drink their blood.
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What happened, @nytimes? Why not stand by your original headline? Because it’s absolutely an accurate representation of this trash conversation. To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil
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God gives his hardest battles to his silliest sausages GOLD PRINT EDITION xox
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i love BDSM (buying dumb sh*t for myself)
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From The Archives: Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave theonion.com/dick-cheney-vic…
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For those who have served in the U.S. military, what were your favorite rations/MREs? Let me know what armed forces branch you served in and the time period you served. Thanks!
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Our strength and beauty as a country have always been built upon the reality that we don't all look, speak, think, or vote the same way. It's up to us to embrace our individuality — and wear it on our sleeves. Read my latest for @TheCut: thecut.com/article/behind-mi…
Amplifying to see if anyone can help some frightened parents.
Hi all. I'm not going to be very active on here. I want to explain why. A few months ago, my son started exhibiting severe OCD symptoms and tics out of the blue. We were terrified. After some tests, he was diagnosed with PANDAS, an autoimmune disease triggered by the strep virus.
I rarely do readings but I've got a fun one coming up with @Peekaboopointe and TALES FROM THE $TRIP on 11/11 at NYC's Parkside Lounge. Pass it on!!!! 💋💰👠
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Good morning, you spooky cats and kittens
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The crime has been solved!
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"girl what" is gender neutral btw
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This photo is of me when i was homeless staying in a motel 6 doing survival sex work just to eat in 2018. I need help now, please. If anyone can help me stay safe and out of the streets I would really appreciate it. I dont want to go back to the streets gofund.me/11ea9ad8
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Hello, all! As a former Pushcart Prize winner, I can nominate 2 fiction pieces, 2 poems, and 2 works of CNF. Drop your favorites in this thread (can be yours, of course, or other favorites). I'd be honored to give them a read. <3.
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Two of the original @lustyladysf marquee signs from the world's first (sex) worker-owned peep show are now on display at @WAHC - Canada's only labour history museum - for their 30th anniversary exhibitions. I donated the Lusty Lady signs on behalf of @swaphamilton. Solidarity Forever ✊️💕 CC: @lilyburana @lustyladysf @cityofhamilton @IWW
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Writers, I'm commissioning personal essays again — now at Newsweek! Please send pitches to r.murray@newsweek.com. Looking for personal stories about parenting, health and relationships. #pitchcall
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What if your most painful experiences could become the source of your most powerful writing? Writing the Unspoken runs three consecutive Wednesdays from 7pm to 9pm ET: October 8, 15 and 22, 2025. To register or for more info visit narrativelyacademy.com/p/wri…
I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse 😔😓
Writers, I’ve got bad news: No one is going to promote your work for you. You must be not only a writer, but a market researcher, a networker, and a salesperson. I’m so sorry.
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I have a free post today and I am teaching essay writing class starting Sept 25, information at end of post. therealsarahmiller.substack.…
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible theonion.com/it-is-journalis…
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