The analogy is perfect. When a problem is found and reported to these distro's the usual answer is... wait for it... That will have to be fixed up stream in Debian.
But it's kinda wrong Mint and pop OS are Ubuntu based so they should suck that, I think that is Debian ending that Ubuntu would stop working
Kali is arch based
No matter what you do, someone will always complain. If people used LFS to create their own, unique flavors, then this meme would be "why do people need to reinvent the wheel!"