Why is everyone's birthday in October?

Oct 17, 2025 · 9:58 PM UTC

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upper middle class millennials read 2010s popsci and decided to squeeze every 0.01% of life advantages out of their babies
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fair amount of people try to time it for school year cutoffs
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Valentine's Day.
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10 - 9 = 1 -> the holidays
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Lots of time spent inside in January/February
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Because their parents had sex in January. Glad I could clear that up for you.
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January/February it's been winter long enough nobody can think of anything else to do
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My brother's birthday is 7 oct, he's arab, we can't celebrate it anymore 🥲
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"Baby it's Cold Outside" probably resonated not only because men were creepier back then but because people be shtuppin when they can't go outside.
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It’s cold in February…?
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You're onto something with this one
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never dated a Libra, and I do not believe in that stuff (said as queer person) but because people get randy in January, February, March … and their kids bring balance and good sense
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few know this but January is “Hit it Raw” month few know this
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My two most recent exes are both born today
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People be fucking in the winter
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Over half of my siblings are born in October. To be fair, there are three of them, and the ones born in October are twins, but still.
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Long winter nights
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People have lots of sex during the holidays.
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new year resolutions
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Parents got bored after the holidays.
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Shared body heat in northern hemisphere midwinter
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because their parents had sex on new year's eve
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snowed in during january
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Because everyone you know is mental lunatic.
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Something to do with vaccines
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Wait, so is mine
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Holiday merrymaking.
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In praise of the glorious October revolution.
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