Word to your moms I came to drop bombs. I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms
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I guess this means you can open the 3D printer?
But for real. How in the world did I get so lucky that I get to be married to @wking__
Our kids are going to have the best memories in this playhouse and that’s all because of you! Will King, you are simply the best.
The Barnyard Moosical was a hit!
Loved spending our morning watching the sweet 1st graders shine on stage!
“I want you to know that I’m UDDERLY obsessed with you.” -Will
Wait. Is @wking__ actually funny?
The 6 year old is asking mean what “water” means.
The 3 year old has asked 654 questions and always follows the answer with “why?”
@wking__ tag, you’re it!
A pleasant surprise this morning. I started my cup of coffee, walked out to the kitchen to grab something, and the coffee fairy came behind me and fixed my cup for me.
That fairy may leave cabinets open, bowl dirty diapers, and flood the kitchen, but he’s also pretty great.
Today on “Annoying Shenanigans with Will”
He decides to use a dirty diaper in a plastic bag as a bowling ball to slide down the hallway. Is this what happened?
Of course not.
Instead, he forgets he’s not rolling a ball & flings the flying sack of crap into my hall table.
Home for 5 minutes and he’s already like “hang on, I’m going to answer this DM.”
You do one talk and think you’re big stuff.
Finishes dishes 10 minutes ago…. Leaves dishwasher open too.
Ignore the towels. Our three year old decided to flood the kitchen like his dad.
