"One return ticket to Fuckinghamshire please!"
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this morning i walked 5km and had a pint for breakfast
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us if we were pizzas or whatever
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today i took an autumnal walk in london and ate roast pork for lunch
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bingo!
Small boat migrant 'raped woman in heart of London after threatening her through translation app' gbnews.com/news/small-boat-m…
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the tweed it escaped the wardrobe yes YES the tweed is out
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lot of truth in this. i picked my degree basically at random because i saw it mentioned in a textbook and thought it sounded like something successful people did
I don’t understand how everyone else just knew what to do. like before graduating when they were doing a bunch of micro-internships ready for careers in management consultancy and magic circle law firms. how did they even know those were jobs
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is this knitwear tasteful enough for the autumn of bovril? @BovrilG
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do these people think we can't immediately tell that ChatGPT wrote this? *can* people not tell that ChatGPT wrote this?
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very telling that the average israeli hostage was like "ariel katzenberg, 20, kidnapped while attending festival with friends" and the average released palestinian prisoner is "mohammad al-jihad, 40, convicted for blowing up 12 israeli schoolchildren in 2003"
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i don't want to be subjected to constant HR meddling and therapy dogs and beanbags. nor do i want to have to navigate endless dickswinging and attempts by "alphas" to assert dominance over the office. i go to work to do work. why is this complicated?
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i would prefer my workplace to be agender
I am persuaded that feminization is the most portentous trend in American culture, and this is an excellent explanation of why. It is also wonderfully written. E.g., "Women can sue their bosses for running a workplace that feels like a fraternity house, but men can’t sue when their workplace feels like a Montessori kindergarten."
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why do trad women love making their own lives as miserable and isolated as possible
When getting married there shouldn't be a huge discussion about how and where to spend the holidays: A woman joins her husband's family, not vice versa. She leaves her family, takes his name, and joins herself to his life. This is what it looks like to leave girlhood behind
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border control still treats normal europeans with suspicion and hostility. do you guys remember when we finally left the EU and we started deporting 18-year-old Spanish girls who ticked the wrong boxes, and German tourists because we were apparently scared they'd stay forever?
In the late 90s a WHITE Polish GIRL fluent in English with a university degree and a pair of doctors for parents could expect to be treated with deep suspicion at passport control upon trying to enter the UK, having to prove with a letter of invitation in her hand that she had been asked to come by a British citizen. Fast forward a few years, and MILLIONS of random fighting-age African men can just arrive and get welcomed unconditionally. Let that sink in; a wholesale abandonment of standards. A TOTAL letting go of the idea that someone has to be productive and unlikely to commit crime before gaining entry to the UK. People who want to DESTROY us have managed to get themselves into gatekeeping positions, in order that they can throw open the gates. And they are still doing it. Ignore all the political speeches. Hundreds are still arriving in boats and planes every day. Whoever you are in the world, if you can help us, now is the time. The UK can not limp along till 2029 with its present government and state media. Just no way. Help. Please. Anyone. Elon. Trump. Space aliens from Zargalfrak. We can't simply let the UK become the 3rd world. It's too precious and beautiful for that.
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i suppose im technically an eldest daughter, by virtue of being an only child. which is something different and much worse
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scanning my britcard at the nandos drinks station to see how many more glasses of coke im allowed this month
wtf is this country?
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everything my 390 month old ate today 🫢
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i went to fat bastard pub and everyone knew you
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americans love going to a restaurant and ordering seven waters
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what if my name isn't charlie kirk
UPDATE: STARBUCKS EMPLOYEES MUST WRITE CHARLIE KIRK'S NAME @MarkAVargas πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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