matt @mattybtweets69

@HBO, @netflix, @TheOnion | Don’t work for any of those places, they’re just some companies I like

 Nyc aka tha big apple
Joined April 2013
Just realized the mundane is boring as shit and you can only find beauty in the extraordinary
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I have several ideas for get broke quick schemes
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Just saw man wearing what appears to be some kind of permanent bald cap
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Zohran Mamdani
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New slang for drinking beers is “kissing tin”
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Lost control of my bowels and shit my pants a mile from the finish line of the NYC marathon but as a spectator
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Italian man escapes his wife chasing him with a rolling pin, only to be cornered by his mistress with the frying pan.
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In the early days of disco they were throwing ass to In the Court of the Crimson King
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That’s not unc that’s just vintage twin
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Much to consider
Teddy @wildestguts
Oct 25
Wait Peter is a verb????
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I hope this scene is in the Bruce Springsteen movie or I’m not seeing it
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This happens to me every time I read a book it doesn’t matter what I read I have no idea who that dude is but he keeps showing up I’m the only one who can see him
Folk ⸆⸉ Swift Charts
 @SwiftyRuza
Oct 20
OH MY GOD...this trend is wild😭
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I can see why Homer is always strangling this guy
HYPEX
 @HYPEX
Oct 26
NEW SIMPSONS x FORTNITE TEASER: "Fartnite"
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Socially anxious guy at strip club: Dude I think this stripper hates me
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Woke Todd Rundgren: We Gotta Get You A They/Them
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My record just went pyrite
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The Guy Who Is Sad is slated for a late 2026 release
Reel Updates
 @worldofreel
Oct 24
CHARLIE KAUFMAN confirms he’s in talks with SPIKE JONZE for a new film tinyurl.com/yry5d57a
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