Bad Jokes for a canvas, so the Greats can shine. Fiat Comedian.
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Is intuition putting on your shoes in an effort to reduce time spent taking a shit? or is that just being a dolt?
As someone who stays away from jeans. After the Sydney Sweeney thing I was shocked to realize that in the eyes of some people I had been wearing jeans the whole time.
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La guerra de los hemisferios: La ciencia olvidada de cómo nuestra mente crea la realidad @Jorgebenito_
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I forgot to mention I saw one of those drones I think in broad daylight. Just a hefty size plane flying around making no noise. Came really close like within 500ft and no noise as I can recall. Its like one of those things where you are asking yourself is that what I saw? Maybe there was noise? Am I psyopping myself? ect I remember not seeing any riveting either just looked like a to size plastic mold. IDFK though.
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It’s 2027. I’m sitting on a free bus. Open stab wound still dripping. On my way to the grocery store to get bread. The man next to me is cooperating with the neighborhood mental health officer but he’s still gripping the knife. I feel a sense of regret wash over me. Why didn’t I bet on this when I had the chance?
I never get hiccups but have had them twice today. This last one was from getting up too fast. I didn't know you could do that but here I am.
Ok reposts are working now. I didn't add a phone number. Its sus how some accounts always encounter difficulty. This is conspirtard level of investigation so don't twist.
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The Bristol Conversations - with Iain McGilchrist and Helena Norberg-Hodge
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If anyone thinks I am just throwing out whatever sticks. The future of plumbing is in great peril because things change and stuff like democracy doesn't work anymore even though it worked a long time ago. Just grokogle "fat berg" .
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I can't make reposts without adding a phone number to my account. Is this the only way or is this that "problem" -> "solution" -> "problem" -> "solution" until my rating is getting graded on the viscosity of my poops.
When did referring to the capital become "Washington" again? Was this bot induced or a natural and organic monkey see monkey do?
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For my magical friends, here's a recent interview I did on Rune Soup.
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