You are the author of your own life, and it’s never too late to replace the stories you tell yourself and the world. It’s never too late to begin a new chapter, add a surprise twist, or change genres entirely.

Joe Rogan: "Everybody that I know that pushes themselves very hard in the gym or running or whatever... they’re the most happy and the most relaxed, and they’re able to face adversity much easier than people that don’t take care of their body."

etsy witches more employable than software engineers rn

I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live

I won't let you people gaslight me into thinking intellectual mismatch is not a thing in romantic relationships. It is not even about formal degrees or booksmarts. It shows up in things like curiousity, conversational depth, imagination, openness, and worldviews.

Hot take: Quitting your worst habit will change your life faster than starting your best habit. Stop the leak before you fill the bucket.

Major cheat code in life: Knowing which hills aren't worth dying on. Spending time on trivial disagreements is expensive. Wasting your breath, energy, or focus simply isn't worth it. Learn to move on fast. If it won't matter in 5 days, don't let it steal 5 minutes.

i'm at my most delusional when i'm picking how many books to bring on a trip

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

I feel like we all need this.

in a relationship, roughly the only thing that matters is if you can be yourself around them… shared hobbies, attraction, lifestyle alignment is downstream. if you can’t be fully yourself around someone, you’re either performing or negotiating constantly. & over time that corrodes everything. true intimacy is being radically unedited & still accepted. the rest is just set design.

I'm confused about the 'Canada as 51st state' thing because, if they succeeded, they'd be adding 40million new citizens who overwhelmingly hate Trump and hate MAGA, flipping the House and Senate. Right?

The flying public needs answers. How many FAA personnel were just fired? What positions? And why?

embarrassing performance from me in the TSA line just now. came in too confident, took the laptop out on a laptop in the bag day. gotta be flawless on the return trip back to recover from this one

To anybody I offended this year: Work on yourself so I don't have to do it again in 2025

Imagine explaining to Benjamin Franklin that the hawk tuah girl ran a fraudulent crypto scheme but nobody cared because they were too busy talking about the sexy dude who murdered the CEO of an insurance company that used AI to auto-deny claims and then escaped on a bikeshare

People keep trying to ascribe deeper meaning, reason, or strategy into Trump's moves and it's pretty clear we're out of practice. Just enjoy the show. He's a virtuoso playing by feel. Political jazz.

Today would have been Carl Sagan's 90th birthday. He wrote this in 1995. Carl was absolutely right. #CarlSaganDay