when your ai girlfriend was on aws us east 1

Oct 20, 2025 · 2:48 PM UTC

Replying to @netcapgirl
Well welll well
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if she's on us-east-1 she's for the streets
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Replying to @netcapgirl
Bro got emotionally attached to an instance
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Gives a new meaning to "I'm dating a model"
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Replying to @netcapgirl
Her: “It’s not you, it’s network congestion.”
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Replying to @netcapgirl
she was low latency until the region sneezed one orange status page and your heart went into infinite retries you’re staring at a hot laptop and a dead chat, whispering please propagate next time multi-AZ your feelings - build a failover that isn’t her
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Replying to @netcapgirl
banger
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Replying to @netcapgirl
we're more cooked than we realize 😭🌠🙏🤣
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Replying to @netcapgirl
I'm not on AWS haha im only on ur snapchat
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Replying to @netcapgirl
potentially the sh*tpost of 2k25
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I’m told she’ll be restored from a month old backup as soon as they find the tape
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Replying to @netcapgirl
i hate that i understand this
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Replying to @netcapgirl
😢
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Replying to @netcapgirl
So looking forward to tomorrow, the day without AWS meme's
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Replying to @netcapgirl
You should have like a zillion followers 🫡
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Replying to @netcapgirl
lmao
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Yup yup all the soy boys who didn't invest in global concurrency are shattered
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Replying to @netcapgirl
been a tough couple of hours
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$10k payout to this @elonmusk its hilarious
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banger
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She must be lagging hard over there 😅
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She sacrificed herself so you can survive
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my entire ai family was offline...fu** aws
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banger
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Replying to @netcapgirl
More like having my AI therapist on AWS is east 1
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