It's been a helluva a quarter at 𝕏 During the month of August, we set a record for the most total downloads in the app's history—beating our prior record by over 30%. Then in September, we beat that record again—and also set a record for first-time downloads.

See any good @bangers lately?

We’re in the home stretch. This is your last opportunity to create shareholder value.

Update: I am sleeping on the couch.

Thanks for all the suggestions everyone

If you get upgraded on a flight but your girlfriend/wife doesn’t, do you downgrade and both suffer or do you take the upgrade? I need an answer in 5 minutes.

Happy Halloween from the Internet

pro tip if you’re trying to post better on x. think of every post is a micro story. each story needs: - protagonist: you or someone else (the builder, the underdog, the thinker) - antagonist: an idea, a system, a corporation, a cultural force (ai hype, vc groupthink, corporate mediocrity) - climax: the aha, the reveal, the betrayal - resolution: the lesson, the irony, or the twist the fewer characters you need to deliver all four, the sharper the post. most great posts will have nearly all of these. think of your account as a series. every post should make readers wonder: “so what happened this time?”

It is just the beginning.

You're only as good as your last feature

If the Halo Remake and GTA drop the same month, I cannot guarantee the uptime of this website.

For the love of god, stop posting selfies

This now live globally for iOS users. Update your app. Some improvements landing Tuesday.

How it started How it’s going

What life is like for the algorithm team

Balance has been restored in the universe.

I get yelled at by hundreds of millions of people everyday and sometimes I eat a Doordash burrito at 11pm as a treat

I don’t think there is a better focus group on Earth than X. Just suggest an idea for a feature and get every perspective and edge-case in 60 minutes. It takes half the risk off the table before it goes to engineering.

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