paddington bear fan account

she/they
Joined May 2018
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take a boiling-hot shower. open a bottle of sparking orange wine. listen to snail mail. clean your room. try not to scratch your eczema. hire an etsy witch to put a curse on your roommate. and Handle It.
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To catch u up to speed, had a good breakfast and then the torture started... Sent from my iPad
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Read a book sometime!!!
Why are our tax dollars subsidizing Lobster for SNAP recipients?
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I will not pursue a masters in library and information science
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loremaxxing everyday cause dostoevsky said "but how could you live and have no story to tell"
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"How am I supposed to avoid AI when I've procrastinated on a paper" with a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies
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it can be sooo healing to stay up til 3am. unfortunately it will also completely ruin your life
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yes girl, start ur day at 4pm!
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i wish i were a tree. no school, no work, just shhhhhh… ffffffft… wooooosh… rustttttle.
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post-hangout affirmations -i was normal -there are at least 2 or 3 people alive who are worse to spend time with than me -no one wants me to die -nobody noticed when i missed my mouth a little bit & spilled some diet coke down my shirt
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september will be soft and tender and full of love
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Ok my budget for the rest of August is $9
getting chatgpt allegations due to my familiarity with the humble em dash
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I’m done wasting money this summer unless u guys want to do something this weekend
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wait… they share colors and everything
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can someone please invent 8 hours between 9pm and midnight
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hey (with the intention of getting ice cream)
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“what’s your 5 year plan” i’ll probably go to the movies next week I think