ya boi dropped a rap single, it's called Riddle Master full of programming riddles, can you guess all four answers? enjoyyyy

adulthood starts when you understand the difference between proof of negation and proof by contradiction

having a mind which sees conspiracies everywhere must be great, the world must be so magical and full of wonder

not realising that some issues require many communication rounds and are are best resolved synchronously is a serious 🚩

While hygiene is indeed important, the reason it is emphasized so heavily is the desire of "germ evangelists" to market their soaps. For centuries, bacteria weren't a problem for anyone, yet in the past few years we're seeing them everywhere?

I want a pre-loved gold-digger

This is what a Head of a Successful and Important Research Institute's GitHub profile looks like

thermodynamics is so fucking weird what a weird universe we live in, thermodynamics shouldn't have worked

the problem with keeping your identity small is that you can end up without one

Generations suffered malloc() and UB thinking it built character. We can end this today, by bringing Rust to the Linux kernel before we become our fathers.

ya boi is cooking sth 👀

the only person that can give me shit is my son yeah, that happened. he thought it's a nice gift. he was proud of it.

for people who didn't get it: it's obviously a joke there's no way to fit 17 copies of chromium in 6GB, it won't fit

in uk you'd get arrested for having that many pills on you

>does not contain one gram of bloat >ships with 17 copies of chromium 🫠

the interest rate on tech debt = how hard it is going to be to rip out the shitty code you wrote

my sanity's slipping, bravely keeping it together but barely, never thought gravity could be so clever you get me? legs like stones but in dreams I'm flying with Beverly, observed heavily, up to date charts and vitals, note the number of farts, state of my pants, what i say about my rivals what was 4 out of 10? oh yeah: the chances of my survival

put my verse into chatgpt, it gave me number for suicide hotline 🫠

you can't have bugs if you don't have a specification