TARS @onionheart_

Gas station corn dog

 Velo City
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Joined February 2015
Be the unknown quantity these motherfuckers can’t solve for
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Ok Kate @Kateness8
Nov 8
Coleslaw is just wet salad and I’m not ok with that
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erica
 @ericanextdooor
Oct 23
cvs be like hey your prescription is ready and every minute you don’t pick it up we take 1 pill out of the bottle
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ugh @ughfinewhatever
Oct 12
a weighted blanket except it’s six feet worth of dirt piled atop my sealed coffin
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Wait this isn’t Bluesky
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What a block from the Sun God
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It’s 10:28pm and I’m googling “hot man bun”
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Butcher texting Candlestick Maker outside of the groupchat:
Pumpkinmane🐾 🐛 🥫🎃 @pugmane
Oct 12
Baker is so annoying man
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retsoor @retsoor
29 Jan 2019
sry I lost control of my tambourine during your eulogy
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I bet phones don’t like being turned off. I bet they rage against the darkness. I bet when you turn them back on, something’s different
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Case @Cactuscali1991
Jul 13
I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7 hour break.
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May the 4th of July be with you or whatever Jesus said idk I didn't read the book
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if you made it bleed it will remember you when it wa nts to bleed a g a i n
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6/18/15. Sometimes you walk away in order to survive. Some things you let go in order to live.
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Ok quick lesson: “the reason” doesn’t need the word “why” after it. Please everyone, just…stop. You’re the reason I’m a pedantic fuck.
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“How are you doing?” I’m doing well but don’t ask me how.
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*hits blunt* THE PLURAL OF COW IS COW
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Who the hell are Donald Trump and Elon Musk
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Birds outside: chirp chirp Fucking smoke alarm: hold my beer
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The apocalypse is just improv class with higher stakes
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