The Mar-a-Lago “Tea Room”

Nov 8, 2025 · 4:27 PM UTC

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Amazing™️
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Decadent garbage
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A great place! It's amazing at MAL. You should visit some day—oh wait 🤭
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And here we see the genesis of the faux golden barracuda decor…
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THIS IS A SCENE FROM GET OUT
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I see they have hats to throw up in.
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Lovely
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I don’t see the toothless!!!
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Gaudy tasteless and rather empty
Only the brits and Ostfriesen really know what tea is and how to celebrate it. Fuck the US 'tea' room
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I bet that place smells like mold, cheap aftershave, and gag inducing perfume.
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Between the carpet and the fabric all over the ceiling, that place is dusty and musty as fuck 😆🤣😆 I bet it smells like an old funeral home.
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That’s what he’s turning the WH into. Looks like a bad replica of The Palace at Versailles.
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Seems to be an awful lot of glare in that room. Must be all the white.
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Ceiling is a giant grey anus.
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bet carpet never gotten cleaned in decades. ive seen shitty places but this definitely takes the cake.
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Cheap and gaudy like everything Trump!!
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All you hear are accents. The pedophile president surrounds himself with Russians at home too.
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There’s just nothing elegant about a dining area that overlooks a golf course. This looks like the Venetian in Vegas. Gross.
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Everyone show up and ask for snap benefits
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I don't think this home was ever supposed to be sold. Was it in a trust that was hidden???
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They certainly do not have to worry about not getting their snap benefits.
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Why have and been deported for speaking Spanish at Mar a lago?
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Not nearly as much tacky gold as the White House