we are two untenured women in political science. and we are bitches.

Joined December 2016
Spot the Poli Sci Bitches in the Palmer House! #mpsa2024
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Just popping back on to say remember that time a bunch of political scientists pooled money to have Snoop Dogg tell students to read the syllabus? Truly the peak of #poliscitwitter @ryancbriggs
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Given the 600 tweet per day viewing limit, we’re shuttering this account for a while! Catch you bitches on TikTok and Ao3! #RateLimitExceeded
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Poli Sci Bitches retweeted
6 members of the Supreme Court could fit on a submersible
Our family was not eligible for the student loan forgiveness under Biden’s plan, but I simply cannot imagine begrudging others for getting such an amazing, important benefit. Fuck SCOTUS.
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Ok hear me out, Rate My Professors but it’s just for rating men that exist in the wild. Like non-men rate our exes and our bosses and our friends on how shitty (or not!) they are so we can warn others There will def be a chili pepper 🌶️
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A month into summer break googling “do they make shock collars for children”
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Position taking (voted against), advertising (tweeting), and credit claiming (for particularistic benefits) all in one tweet! #MayhewForever
Texas to receive $3.3 billion in federal funds to boost broadband expansion efforts texastribune.org/2023/06/26/… via @TexasTribune
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The hill I die on as an international relations professor is that the idea that there are “seven continents” is arbitrary, absurd, and Eurocentric
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Multiverse movies work better when there are already other universes we actually care about. I flipping LOVED #TheFlashMovie
"THE CAT IS NOT A WEAPON" things you don't realize you'll have to say as a parent for $500 alex
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Did they not, like, put an AirTag in that submarine or something
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Like “you’re exactly as young and naive as I can go without literally breaking the law”
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The US focusing military recruitment on 18 year old men has the same energy as 40 year old men trying to date 18 year old women
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Me whenever Neil Degrasse Tyson tries to talk about voting and politics:
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What a fuckin course load the professors at Hogwarts have. Seven different years worth of students, with four sections each?? How do they grade everything?? My god, I hope they’re making bank
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ME: I don't bother to hide my tampon in my sleeve when I walk to the bathroom. INTERVIEWER: um, I meant what's your biggest strength in the WORKPLACE ME: that's it
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