posting my Ls

you’re legally required to listen to Atrocity Exhibition front to back before making any jokes about danny brown. yes i know the femtanyl collab has you making the bold leap from the dangonranpa ost and you’re excited but this is for your own good

tel aviv dodgers allegations are unbeatable at this point

people have become really mean #Stop

Young Professor X (via telepathy): Elvis! Can you hear me? My name is Charlie Xavier! I’m 8 years old and I’m your biggest fan! Elvis: whut thu

Listen to me now: Never, never take these computer people at face value. As soon as they build a machine of overwhelming might they are going to send it against you and everyone you love. Not to kill you (unless you live in a certain part of the world where it is legal to kill as many people as you want) but to make your life just a little bit worse, a little bit more undignified every year. They already have. Your mother will drive herself into spasms of religious hysteria over reels, your father will not watch TV anymore, he will watch precariously aged AI golfers hit the skimpiest of shots out of the bunker, your brother will come home from work on friday and wire his salary directly into a 19 way parlay. It doesn't matter how many cars drive themselves, it doesn't matter how many solar panels we build, it doesn't matter how high the Sea Wall goes, it doesn't matter how low the delivery prices get. Every dream of prosperity is backed up by your perpetual shitdrinking out of the piss trough. You're going to pay for it all with, in the most literal and straightforward sense, brain damage. Their bag is secured by your future head injuries

It's sad how every important and interesting step in the first two seasons of The Mandalorian - i.e. removing your helmet in defiance of your cult, losing your ship, having to let go of your adopted son - is retroactively nullified by Season 3 & this movie. Nothing matters.

Nathan Fielder learned how to fly a 737 only to be ignored by the Emmys, which i am feeling normal about

[CAIN RPG] "Welcome to Seraph, █████!"

EVERYONE THAT HAS DOWNLOADED “DISCORD” NEEDS TO BE ROUNDED UP IMMEDIATELY

"I have friends everywhere"

Turns out being a fan of both Gundam and Evangelion for more than a decade and seeing all those fandom wars throughout the years has been a preparation for the ultimate test of one's determination and strength: Being a GQuX fan.

Jingling the keys so hard my wrist dislocates and the skin rips

well I WASN’T an assassination attempt conspiracy theorist

Dune warned us of times like this.

I think one reason some tech people are unwilling to grapple with DOGE’s failure is that it would require acknowledging that their entire belief system about government — and in some ways broader worldview — was wrong.

frank herbert , the author of dune , giving kyle a piggyback ride