The inbred snaggle toothed fucks known as the British are now banned from about 70% of the internet. Good, now do India.

That poly impulse to hack relationships with tech 😭 I printed QR codes on my gf's panties. Her playmates get instant access to an info sheet on my (and our !) boundaries. A bit nerdy? Yup. But what won her over?—"I 100% trust you. I want to trust your sweeties, too."