CERN Scientists today:
ABC News
 @ABC
May 13
Scientists at CERN's Large Hadron Collider have successfully transformed lead into gold atoms, achieving an ancient alchemist dream through modern physics. abcnews.link/zqp39oz

May 13, 2025 · 10:39 PM UTC

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Is the boiling of piss involved in this process at any point because I’ve got barrels of it just sitting here after listening to the Hell on Earth series.
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not as unpleasant as boiling gallons upon gallons of piss, but i don’t see anyone doing lovely oil paintings with religious overtones of CERN guys
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fake alchemists never even boiled their own piss
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They put piss in the collider?
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Weren’t already doing this by accident at plenty of particle colliders, and the new report just kind of determined in retrospect how much lead they had incidentally made into gold, and how much it cost, effectively?
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But what happens if we boil the collider in piss
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Welcome back, Count St Germain!
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Replying to @saywhatagain @SuperNerdMike
we should question why they tried this
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The unintended consequence of remastering Oblivion’s alchemy mechanics
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It's finally over
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To be clear, they also achieved this like 20 years ago.
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Never give up
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Needed to boil some more piss to make it permanent
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“Bro, check out my glowing piss”
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GIF
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Safe to say, no matter what happened, there has been a tear in the Fabric that can’t be untorn
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It’s all piss.
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THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANGELS
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👌🏼😂 If only Issac Newton were here to witness this!
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Replying to @saywhatagain @lymanstoneky
That's what these clowns are reduced to? Circus acts? How about some basic research!
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Good, they won't need public funding for the FCC.
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... And in other pointless news ...
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aureliano andá a la tienda y que te fie dos palanganas de aguardiente y un amarre de marachafa mmv
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So the stone of philosophers is Hadron Collider.
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Amateurs. This was the "guy" that knew how to do It
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They literally just repeated an earlier experiment at higher energies. This has been done repeatedly, in variations, for more than 80 years
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Did they purify their souls in the process? Because that was the real goal all along.
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Glad to see science is reaching a point where it’s de facto magical bullshit. Sure man turn lead into gold I don’t care anymore
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ATOMS!
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@AskPerplexity recreate this image in full metal alchemist art style
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The EU4 joke event has now come true.
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I once joked to my dad (who works at CERN) whether sciences had learned to transmute metal into gold. I was surprised when he told me yes
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yeah, but where can I get some phlogiston that hasn't been stepped on?
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@AbhijitChavda
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