Professional skier for @HellyHansen

Colorado, USA
Joined December 2019
Respect the pump
I found a nice picture of my ancestors I wanted to buy. $600 for a beat up frame and it’s a print. All non profits are scams. From habitat for humanity, to wounded warrior project, to the Girl Scouts. All you do is pay for outrageous salaries and monthly building rents.
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If it’s not the hardest path, I don’t want it. Complacency and comfort kill progress. Muscles tear when you lift. Pain is your fee for growth.
Mog coded
Dog ownership trends towards highly neurotic and narcissistic traits. Always trying to control things. Stressed. Agitated. Even the love they coerce out of their pet is bought by dose controlled by treats. Cat owners have a calm masculine energy. Not desperate for their pets to like them. Cats are raw feminine energy embodied, they come to you when you carry yourself with self respect. If they dislike you then even your touch becomes disgusting, they can’t fake it. People are afraid to get cats because they’re the ultimate reality check on your spirit. You can’t just buy their love. It’s actually worth something.
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Men are the romantics I have never seen a woman be romantic. They literally don’t know how.
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Triple A (AAA) is actually the original DMV and the DMV is just a government branch of Triple A. Which means the DMV could be overhauled and made a competent resource for Americans but no, (corporate profits) You can also get your international drivers license from AAA for $20
As soon as you understand that the government is just the DMV at large scale, it makes perfect sense
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I want to put a boom lift on a superyacht and bring back the crows nest.
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I’m out of twitter jail. It was nice to take a break for a day. Anyways. Mog.
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I’ll be moving to New York to become a full time criminal to front run whoever becomes Batman to save the city.
So proud to be a New Yorker! The American dream continues! Congrats, Mayor @ZohranKMamdani 🇺🇸🗽🌊
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Dear crystal girls and horoscope hoes. I concede. You are right. Now do your magic and make this beaver moon fix these charts. K thanks Crypto Twitter
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How my gun, rope, toaster, and bathtub look at me whenever I open the charts
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Micheal Saylor is not your enemy Ching Chong Binance niggas are
Nearly all the active sell pressure on $BTC spot markets has came from Binance over the last 2 days All other markets are basically flat Pretty odd to see
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Well my interview didn’t go great but the manager bought me lunch
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Nothing matters until all these lines meet.
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Leverage bros and I
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Some of you need to take your serious pills.
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