For once I'd just like to end up in a small coastal new England town solving a mystery.
Just got a message from my lawyers. Denied disability once again. Okie dokie.
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little do my friends know they’re healing me everytime we hangout
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I love it when beautiful women decide to pour love into themselves after heartbreak and end up being rewarded with the love of their life.
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who’s gonna tell me the truth when you blew in with the winds of fate and told me i reformed you when your impressionist paintings of heaven turned out to be fakes well you took me to hell too
GOOD MORNING TO ALL MY FAVORITE PEOPLE! YES YOU! HUGS? WATER? MORNING MEDS? I'm proud of you!
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seeing someone wear or use a gift you gave them >>>>>
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i have to be silly everyday or my brain will start growing mold
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I literally can't wait until it all works out.
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Anyone wanna come over for dinner? I made stuffed pork chops.
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Judge a man by the urgency he moves with when it comes to you
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I like people i can learn from.
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you’re my favorite feeling.
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you look like the rest of my life
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Overdue for some flowers. A lot of them
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(after being avoidant and vague) i could not have been clearer