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Backwoods USA
Joined December 2015
“Never Forget” New York forgot.
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$ 50 year home lease (mortgage) + $ 50 years renting land from govt ————————————————— 🖕 you 😆
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Hmmm? This seems to be true.
Instead of housing prices or interest rates coming down, the average Joe can now lease a house for 50 years or until they die, whichever comes first. 📣
The country is 💩thanks to career politicians. Zero accountability for them. The same ones that screwed up the country are still in power today. Now they have the talking heads telling us how good 50 year mortgages are, and what a treat they are. Insanity. Term limits needed.
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Obama EXPLODES in Rage as Sen. John Kennedy Uncovers $500M Obama Foundation "Slush Fund" Scandal Chaos erupted on Capitol Hill today when Senator John Kennedy (R-LA) unleashed a blistering 47-minute takedown during a Senate Appropriations hearing, accusing the Obama Foundation of operating what he called "the slickest money-laundering operation since Capone wore spats." Armed with freshly declassified IRS audits and whistleblower documents, Kennedy revealed: • Over $500 million in donor funds "vanished" into undocumented "global initiatives" with zero paper trail • $740,000 annual salary to Valerie Jarrett while the Presidential Center sat half-built for 8 years • Only $1 million deposited into the promised $470 million taxpayer protection fund (meant to cover cost overruns on public park land) • Mysterious $93 million in "consulting fees" paid to firms linked to Obama campaign bundlers "This ain't a foundation, folks," Kennedy drawled. "This is a personal ATM disguised as charity." The real fireworks came 20 minutes later. Former President Barack Obama, attending a nearby democracy forum, was handed a phone with live footage of Kennedy's speech. Eyewitnesses say Obama turned "purple with rage," slamming his fist so hard his microphone fell. "They're weaponizing audits against legacies!" Obama reportedly shouted, before storming out mid-panel. Obama Foundation CEO Robynn Steffen issued a frantic denial: "Every penny is accounted for. This is pure political theater." But Kennedy wasn't done. "If everything's above board, why'd y'all fight the IRS for three years to hide these books?" Sources say DOJ is now reviewing criminal referral paperwork. The Obama Center—already $300 million over budget and years delayed—just became Washington's hottest scandal. Stay tuned. This one's just getting started.
These posts always make it sound like he's calling in to work to give his handlers an update. “Sorry, boss, I'm sick today.” Hope he's alright. JS.
Sorry I didn’t tweet much today. Just want to say stuff happened today and God is good.
🤣🤣🤣 🤡’s get what they voted for.
JUST IN: Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani to implement a mandatory tax on every Bitcoin transaction in NYC.
If aliens are coming to Earth for resources, they damn sure aren't harvesting any of this water. Deport the oceans! Make Earth great again! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Homes are so unaffordable that people have to take out lifetime mortgages. Is this really a solution? Take out a mortgage at 25 and have it paid off by 75, if you're not dead. 💀
Trump just posted this
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The famous sculpture Sylph by Ukrainian artist Volodymyr Tsisaryk is located in Lviv.
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Crazy!
Blessed are those who have faith in the Unseen. God bless you.
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God will Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fail you.
Looks good. Have to try when @potus brings down the price of meat. 😆
Cowboy Steak & Gravy Noodles 😋 Slow cooker is my best friend 😂😂
If you do enough now to change the trajectory, the problems you foresee in the future will never come to be. End the filibuster. Small change. Big impact. Especially, if voter ID is required.
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"The United States Senate should not leave town until they have a Deal to end the Democrat Shutdown. If they can’t reach a Deal, the Republicans should terminate the Filibuster, IMMEDIATELY, and take care of our Great American Workers!" - President Donald J. Trump
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GRWM videos are going to get interesting in NYC
End the filibuster. Republican Senators are the guys who stand in the door and refuse to jump.
"If Republicans kill the Filibuster, they sail to Victory for many years to come. If they don’t, DISASTER waiting to happen!" - President Donald J. Trump
Kennedy for President.
Air traffic controllers aren’t getting paid.   Federal employees aren’t getting paid.   Practically the only people in our government who ARE getting paid are members of Congress.   That's why I brought two bills to the Senate floor to stop paying Congress during shutdowns.