ceo @ stealth | developer @ stealth | 1 of the 10 actual grills in tech | shitpoaster | ur fav oomf | mom took tylenol | bffs em & Beatrice

Joined November 2021
Everyone always says this one, I kinda see it I guess but wish there was a closer doppelganger
I could see this one
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me when a man I am fond of shows even slight kindness to another woman
Marty’s life on the toilet
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our x overlords truncated cardigan, bc they don't get it πŸ˜”βœ‹πŸ’”
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I have rebranded to candy cane crycut cocoa cardigan era accordingly πŸ§₯β˜•
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I really need oomfs to send me more content like this over the weekend now. I am a cricut grill (get over it)
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It's dumb to bet on this but if ur oomfs are, know the actual calendar 😭 that money just being scooped up by polymarket
πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Polymarket now has odds of government shutdown ending by the next week at 52%. Please reopen the government man.
u can tell how little people know about our gov bc 37% are betting money the shutdown will resolve Nov 8-11 and Nov 12-15... 8-11 is a weekend and a holiday, 12-15 is unlikely since they wont return to session until 11/15 (they get 3-4 days off every national holiday)
BREAKING: U.S. Government shutdown now projected to last 50+ days.
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and holographic bone GPT, I'm gonna cut this card out with new CRICUT!! + Junoor ofc β™₯️
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One girly dream of mine coming true, @WagieWeeb sent me this beautifulllll cricut I AM DEAD FROM HAPPINESS I have been wanting this for years and we also got some of ✨ new slop booster packs ✨ of tpotmon cards ALSO IT IS PINK!! I can't be lieve lieve it lieve it 🩷🩷😭 CRICUT
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special k | CEO of candycane crycut cocoa era β˜•πŸ§₯ retweeted
why do men suck at selfies they're all hot they just can't take pictures for shit
Replying to @specialkdelslay
btw all his selfies look bad (this is an issue with most men, no offense), I took this to make him look Chad
I do a SMIDGEN of simping & next thing u know the shopify CEO is replying to oomf we are so unbelievably back, possibly the most back we have been
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btw all his selfies look bad (this is an issue with most men, no offense), I took this to make him look Chad
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should my junior (mid) dev be allowed to simp/flirt with milfs on the company pages
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BREAKING: The US Congressional Budget Office is believed to have been hacked by a foreign actor, per the Washington Post.
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we oneshotted the us government before we got gta6 smh my head
NEW: Grand Theft Auto VI has been delayed until November 19, 2026, Rockstar Games says
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novo nordisk guy passed out
BREAKING: Novo Nordisk executive Gordon Findlay collapses during Trump's announcement in Oval Office, announcement suspended.
extremely bullish on this move lol
NOW - Trump is proud to announce steep discounts on Ozempic, from the oval office.
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many of u are gonna crash out today bc it's a full moon tonight. super moon in fact
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