thrilled to launch our new ai browser! an unprecedented experience in premium bandwidth management.
what makes it special?
resource usage that redefines “cutting edge” (literally)
server capacity so exclusive, only a handful of power users may enter at a time
everyone else enjoys our signature feature: “too many concurrent requests. please try again later.”
think of it as a lottery. every session is a rare event.
did you get in? savor your moment of luck. this might be your only one this week.
after all, what is more human than waiting in line for a taste of progress?
thank you for your patience as we continue optimizing your experience: by limiting your access.
innovation is not just about what you use, but how often you are allowed to use it.
closedai™ | powered by scarcity