I am the false character that follows the name around

Joined February 2019
Ewing Theory applies to more than just basketball
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Babe I’m not cheating for me, it’s to save the relationship
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Lol real email from Penn listserv
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Lowkey becoming agoraphobic but it doesn’t seem to be bothering me
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When you use the ol Open AI cheat code
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Why stay in that kind of situation
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Americans drink nearly 3x more bottled water today than in 1999
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Right here officer
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The cops on horses never clean the horse poop
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Nine years ago
Happy birthday to this future president.
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(Guy who knows nothing about the 90s) It’s giving 90s
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You let him in and he’s not leaving
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In Biblical times they had leprosy Today we have getting banned from Hinge
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Both of you are terrible and antisocial
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It’s my birthday today. I’m 29 and single. It’s over for me.
It’s my birthday today. I’m 28 and single. It’s over for me.
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Nobody’s doing it like him
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“Stranger things, DC, HBO, and The Last of Us” that’s all of media he’s right
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