I am the false character that follows the name around

Joined February 2019
Guy who invented math: “I’m telling you, this is gonna do numbers”
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Wonder if the strict immigration policies in Scandinavia affect relationship attitudes
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Doesnt sound like he cares about you at all
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What a sentence
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Some folks have no conception of what being a guest means
Bro sucks, but if you saw your dad live the sweet life, you’d probably want it too
I wonder if someone’s ever met the love of their life at the polling station
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Netflix, let’s talk, I have your next movie nobody will remember
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I cant open this app in public like I just want to buy some heavyweight tees man
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Balmer squeezing every last dollar from Clippers fans before they take the team away
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Really makes you think
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“He claims he asked her to send a clothed picture” How does that help lol
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Dont usually see this go this way
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If I was a Vyvanse manufacturer I would simply make more Vyvanse and not have a multi year shortage
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Can’t waste good material on half baked crap, the right bit would’ve won her over
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A glitch in the CVS app has allowed me to double prescriptions by transferring them to another CVS
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One of the most overhyped books I’ve ever read
It doesn’t matter what field you are in, read this.
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If you haven’t found this yet it’s over for you
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