jelvy 🥑🇺🇦 @thejelvprint

Drink your (almond) milk and pay your taxes. I am 47 years old. Woke masc4masc ve/vir/she/her

 not in Dragonclaw
Joined August 2021
I am a nice and likable person.
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Back when I was like 10 I used to be really into TV viewership stats And fir Adventure Time it was always the romance episodes that were the most watched. Much more than fighting garbage
🔥VALE🔥 @BiterCrazdLoner
Nov 8
Fiona and Cake episode plot: "Girl my ex got me tripping and I'm on my period!" Adventure Time episode plot:
This is incredible
Charli
 @charli_xcx
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If there’s beauty, say it’s enough… House featuring John Cale from my upcoming album for “Wuthering Heights” is here. charlixcx.lnk.to/house
Xir legs...
Libs of TikTok
 @libsoftiktok
15h
Nike’s newest ad campaign features a nonbinary furry This is real
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I'm a white xellennial and I find this HILARIOUS 🤣🤣 Oh Nate you did NOT
Nate Silver
 @NateSilver538
15h
Replying to @jarvis_best
They're too busy burning American Eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires to have noticed that the shutdown ended.
She look my 2nd cousin once removed wtf
ABC News
 @ABC
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court has denied a bid from former Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis to get the justices to revisit the landmark 2015 ruling on same-sex marriage. abcnews.link/YjvrqV1
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YUP
The Independent
 @Independent
Nov 9
Call for retirees to be paid state pension for five years even if they die independent.co.uk/news/uk/po…
Top is so fucking evil
Jordan Noone 🇺🇸
 @jordannoone
Nov 8
There are two types of people
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Girl whatever award
Wojtek Kopczuk 🇵🇱🇺🇦 and 🇺🇲 @wwwojtekk
Nov 8
It must be the perfect time to claim that the government is the solution, no problems with expansive government that one can observe anywhere.
Gay guy here. Yes
istuldur @istuldur62084
11h
Replying to @Aella_Girl
So being gay is a choice now??
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Okay
Alex Jones
 @RealAlexJones
Nov 9
Breaking Video: Watch Russell Brand Challenge Alex Jones To A Pushup Contest and Then Attempt To Ride Him Like A Bull
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No it's not
Zy
 @ZyMazza
15h
I think it’s weird billionaires are able to live tweet taking Schedule I controlled substances without any fear of criminal prosecution
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Toast @Themb0flcation
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Said I feel so healed when customer handed me a $15 tip and they asked me what the hell am I talking about
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WOKE ALERT
Sydney Sweeney Daily
 @sweeneydailyx
15h
Christy Martin says it was necessary to make her movie to show women the reality of domestic violence and to address important topics like sexuality.
Me acting my waist size :
i dont have a name @de4dname
Nov 9
me acting my waist size:
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i dont have a name @de4dname
Nov 9
me acting my waist size:
Tent Rentals @lucci_gophers
Nov 8
Act your age not your waist size
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32
Nov 9
Christy scores one of the 15 worst opening weekends of all time for a movie in 2,000+ theaters - and that includes some COVID-era releases boxofficemojo.com/chart/wors…
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Better than >90% of country trash
Joe Weisenthal
 @TheStalwart
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The #1 country song in America is AI generated. The artist "Breaking Rust" has 2 million monthly listeners on Spotify. whiskeyriff.com/2025/11/08/a…
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4o and ChatGPT being the first on the market is why ChatGPT is dominant But 4o has a neurotypical audience and isnt a good coder so thats why tech people dont like it lol
roon
 @tszzl
Nov 9
if i am ever tarred and feathered it will not be right wing or left wing acc or safetyist it will be the model cultists
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Actually not sure about Minecraft. Wicked did make more than it by Dec 31 last year. And this will be bigger and more frontloaded. So I'll bet against it but I could be wrong Avatar 3? Lmfao no
Theyre selling a dollar for 100 - 10 - 12.3 cents
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