I hold the world as the world, a stage where every man must play his part

Joined March 2016
TL asleep 👀 Lomjida ophume ku news ngani ngyamazi 🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Atletico Madrid are still waiting to use those shirts 😭😭😭
🚨😳 A few seconds before Sergio Ramos scored that header vs. Atletico Madrid in the 2014 Champions League final, Real Madrid's kitman Manolin was in the tunnel when he saw the Atleti kitmen bringing out their 'Champions' T-shirts and champagnes. Five years later, left-back Marcelo shared how Manolin told him what he saw in Lisbon. Marcelo in 2019: "Manolin told me this while he was laughing and crying tears of joy. I told him: "Now I can d*e happy." "This is the image that I will never forget. The trophies go in the cabinet, but the memories go in our hearts."
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The mechanics every time you pull up to the shop
Y'all pay $19.99 for an oil change. I pay $129.99 ...we aren't the same.
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Ek is baie dankbaar vir Clintèle ❤️
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YouTube title: “How to use WireShark like a hacker.” Please. Use it like a normal human being. 😭. What does “like a hacker” even mean. 😭🫦
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Only the OGs will remember this goal.
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me when somebody says "you decide" or "you choose"
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they chalked off that liverpool goal because arne slot and liverpool fans said corners aren’t ethical so it doesn’t count❤️
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I am old enough to remember Souness saying 4 assists is expected from Pogba because he was expensive. 🤷🤷 Where is that energy from Sky now?
Congratulations to you. Yes, you reading this tweet. You have scored an assisted as many goals as Florian Wirtz this PL season.
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M O N D A Y 💛🤍
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it’s all fun and games until your oversized shirts start fitting…😩
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Sunday cutesy ❤️‍🔥
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gender neutral language is great until “am I a good girl” turns into “am I a good person” and now I’m in an existential crisis
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“i read somewhere…” no you didn’t. you watched a reel. don’t worry, i watched the same one as well…
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If you're hating on any of these 4, you're not my friend.
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"Ubani uDecline?"😭
It’s always the low quality videos😭😭
Kuchanotsva benzi 🙌🏽😭
Fav 😭♥️
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There is nothing on this earth that can make me wanna live this long. Nothing.
🚨🇨🇳 BREAKING: Chinese scientists are developing a drug to extend human life to 150 years.
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This, and putting fuel. You should drive the car fuelled purely by masculine audacity and energy. Or carry it to the destination like a real man.
Men wearing seatbelts is lowkey icky
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