ur uncle bob, out of the box thinking, rhetorical simulation of the absurd and occasional advice
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Why does that look like the powerpuff girls professor shooting the powerpuff girls professor
Reading this as a married man who earns next to nothing: Yes! Yes yes yes! They’re losers, all of them! Yes!
All these Silicon Valley guys who make $400k a year but can’t seem to get a woman don’t realize that a man values a woman at her best but a woman values a man based on how she perceives who he is at his worst. She’s not looking at your $400k she’s looking at who you are without it, how competent you are in the face of disaster.
Money is how others appraise you, not nature. Your natural features are how nature values you, and women, being emissaries of nature, will always default to this better judgement.
This is why sometimes even very attractive men can’t seem to get a girl. She is perceiving something in you that tells her you are weak and the worst possible fate for a woman is to be with a weak man. She is psychologically built this way to protect her children.
If a man wants a girl he needs mental fortitude and self assurance more than anything else.
1. Ask for manager
2. Record convo, advise ur doing so
3. Complain ur not able to pay without “mandatory” tipping which appears to be an undisclosed service charge (both illegal)
4. “My consumer rights are protected under FTC law against this business practice”
5. Ask for diff payment option where tipping is opt in on the kiosk/cash
6. Yes? Pay, tip if you’d like. No? Set custom tip to 0.00.
7. Leave a review of your experience
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🇦🇱🦅❗️Will Albania become world’s first fifth world country⁉️🇦🇱
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They have adapted for eating fish almost exclusively. The thin snout allows for fast side to side mobility under water, allowing them to quickly snatch fish floating nearby. They're fast af too. @grok will explain it better I'm sure
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Evolution, a special species of crocodile with a thin and long snout. Ever seen a river dolphin?
And it’s the first test of the morning 🤞🏾
Cereal is a test from God. Can you have what you need and stop, satisfied with a Satiated Hunger? Or will you continue, Satiated, yes, but lusting for more? It’s one of the few times God immediately rewards those with self control, and one of the less Mysterious mechanics of our Universe. Be with God. Stop at one