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Horseback rides in Argentina and Ecuador. Private jets. Coast Guard Mansions by the Potomac River. While Americans struggle she wears a $50,000 watch with her cosplay outfits. Are we tired of paying for Kristi Noem's vacations yet?

Hey folks, it happens once or twice a year, but Dashbit is accepting new companies to join our Elixir Developer Subscription. So if you'd like to have a direct line to myself, Wojtek Mach (Req/Ecto), Jonatan Kłosko (Livebook/Nx), and Steffen Deusch (LiveView), and access our knowledge during coding reviews and architectural discussions, please reach out (links below)!

Late to this party. We've been on a Clickhouse journey @knocklabs for the past 2 years. Now doing 1bn writes a day 📈 - All our logs (API logs, workflow run logs, event logs, etc) now in CH - Analytics moving to be powered from event logs via materialized views (it's super fast) - Building dynamic user segmentation on top of CH, powers complex filter combinations in < 2s across tens of millions of users Truly one of the best pieces of tech we've bet on.

Calling all elixir folks, at Jump we’re currently trying to hire a contractor who will be working full time on OSS Elixir tooling. If that sounds awesome to you too check it out! jump.ai/careers?ashby_jid=39…

We are growing our Elixir team at @River and are looking for candidates at all levels, remotely in the Americas and Europe. If you are a software engineer who enjoys functional programming and working in a high-agency culture you should apply! Link below 👇

Plz RT Remember the lot of media I bought w/lost GD footage from the '82 Jamaica music fest + much more? Good: 1300 tapes saved Got a film deal w/rolling stone for the lost docu that was found about the fest But I need more $ to get the final tapes archive.org/details/markpine…

Thank heavens for our friend Nathan Jun in these times of imbecilic statements from idiots. 🎥 TikTok - vm.tiktok.com/ZNdTryxnK/

Being an OnlyFans model is way more respectable than being a member of US congress

Trumpism is a DEI program for criminals and morons

FACT CHECK: In July he took $186 billion dollars worth of food assistance from SNAP (the largest cut ever) and gave it to billionaires & greedy CEOs. These guys don't give a shit. They've never gone hungry. They don't even buy their own groceries. What a bunch of frauds.

I hesitate to give a rage bait blue check the $ but the word female gives a pretty clear signal

“America First” crowd when it’s time to feed 40 million Americans

Happy Halloween folks! If you're looking for a way to make it memorable, you can grab a Manning book, say Elixir in Action, at 50% off this weekend 😅 manning.com/books/elixir-in-…

There should be an equal "Obama carve out" like only people with the last name Mamdani or Schwarzenegger can be elected. That's to make sure Putin can't run, because the GOP would absolutely make him president. Trump's dollar store copy is the closest they've got.

I know it's not technically possible, I think we should elect Zohran Mamdani for president just to watch billionaires shit their pants on a scale only theoretically possible. It's not legal but neither is a third term. Just imagine that crash out for a minute 🤔

the concept of government was literally invented to make sure the grain got properly stored and distributed after harvest in early agricultural societies. modern conservatives are the dumbest most ignorant people in human history.

my team is hiring front end Phoenix LiveView developer. If you know of someone good who's got a front-end focus hmu