Are you getting ready for Christmas? Bigots are. Whilst us brave Trans folx are out there fighting for our lives, Terfs have infiltrated the Cracker factories and are producing filth like this 😡

I'm gradually muting every single user on X, so that eventually the only posts I can see will be my own, which will protect me from the literal violence of different opinions.

Many Trans women suffer constant anxiety and distress due to MFHS (Massive Fucking Hands Syndrome). For just £5 pounds a month we can purchase oversized kitchen utensils to help alleviate their pain. Will you do your part to help restore a Trans woman's euphoria boner?

If your baby hasn't come out to you as trans yet, it's likely because you haven't made them feel comfortable doing so. You can overcome this by constantly swaping clothes and genders with your partner. This will do wonders for your child's mental health.

Are you concerned that Stewart Lee might boycott the show and bankrupt you like he did to Spotify?

You need to do your own research. It's not my responsibility to provide evidence to back up my statements.

Do not shit on Trans people! (Unless they pay you up front. My mate Barry is always trying to cadge a freebe and is already banned from half the pubs in Bristol.)

Hey vagina owners👋 ! You've probably been changing in front of Trans women for years and didn't even realise. My mate Barry spent six months living in the walls of a female changing room and no one noticed a thing apart from her occasional heavy panting. Do better bigots.

Have you noticed how all music just sounds the same nowadays? This is because every pop song released in the last twenty years stole it's tune from the same original composition by a Trans woman, who was never paid for her labour.

Has anyone else been sold a faulty cervix by @DavidLammy ? Share your story, he must be stopped.

You can't just Trans yourself into a random woman, you need to have a spesific character. To save time on research just steal the identity of one of the women you are already stalking on lesbian dating apps.

Yes, that's almost as silly as being scared of words.

Gender identity theft was a major issue in the 90's. Nowadays you can just get a new one off the internet, but back then you had to order them from the back of a magazine and some people spent many weeks ungendered whilst they waited for their new one to arrive.

My mate Barry ate one hundred Brussel sprouts, because she thought it would help her experience period pains. But now she's farting uncontrollably, someone put Cutting Crewe on the jukebox, and the entire pub is chanting "Something Died in Your Arse Tonight" 😠

I'm delighted to see that New York is on track to become a Communist paradise. I'm planning to visit as soon as possible, to ensure that I can get in before they have to blow all the bridges to prevent anyone from leaving.

Questioning if it's safe to drink the water in a foreign country is rascist. The moment I arrive in a new destination I always drink the water from the bottom of the toilet as a sign as respect. It's clear from the reactions I get that people are shocked how considerate I am.

I'm writing my doctoral thesis on the subject of why Trans women have such large hands compared to legacy women. My current working hypothesis is that they evolved this way to give them an genetic advantage for throwing the first brick at Stonewall.

The real reason Harry Potter was rejected by twelve publishers was because the original title on the manuscript was 'India Willoughby is a Man'. Bloomsbury only persuaded JK Rowling to change the title by offering her a massive yacht and a life time's supply of cuban cigars.