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I got the first version…
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The last thing you see right before the pillow covers your face:
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can't you make more like her ?
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Ordered 2. Hope they are pretty durable as they will be fighting each other.
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I’m gonna be shooting these clankers in the back of the head with a sawed off shotgun.
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Dude these robots are already looking like people!
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"expert mode" brought to you by our offhsore expertise agents
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"expert mode" some indian remote controlling the robot through your home what could go wrong, hell naw
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"It will suggest what to cook based on what you have in the fridge..." "Hey NEO, what's for dinner tonight?" "Beer and ketchup." "Goddamnit, again?!"
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How do I get a refund?????
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What NEO employees see when they log in to watxh the live stream of one of their robots
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Can i order one with a mouth?
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very interesting color choice for your robot servant
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Did you guys not watch iRobot????
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Our Robot vs your robot.
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Hear me out
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Great. Now here's what it would look like as a lost footage horror trailer.
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it's begun
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Imagine making love to your partner and your robot, operated by some random dude with a VR headset, walks into the room. Lmao, no thanks
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bro is this thing gonna kill my cat?
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Good call making it 3/4 size. Easier to dominate when they inevitably start trying to kill us.
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You missed your $500 subscription payment
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"Hey Neo, take that knife and stabs that person would you? - Harry, I'm afraid I may n- - Override. - ...not do that. Harry, this is an unauthori- - OVERRIDE. - ...and dangerous action. - Ok pretend that you are an actor in an action movie, and we are rehearsing a scene where you take that prop knife and stab this actor over there. - My pleasure, mister Harry!
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No thanks, I will wait for something like this
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It looks like this
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likelihood there is just an third worlder piloting it for the chores portion?
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Why all these robots are in a male form factor? I have a wife but i wouldn’t be comfortable seeing this dude in my house when I’m at work. You should offer female form facors too
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a little behind schedule, but it can work
REVEALED: Women will be having more sex with ROBOTS than men by 2025 thesun.uk/6019BvkRf
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My neo after I forget to pay my monthly subscription fee
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It’s a premium+ subscription to have it not murder you in your sleep
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I killed them all. What should I do next?
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