Amygator 🐊 *not an actual alligator
 @AmyA1A

Lawn flamingo enthusiast. Office of Hurricane Snack Preparedness. Pronouns: Y’all, All y’all. Don’t blame me; I didn’t vote for him.

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Joined November 2012
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NeverTweet
 @LOLNeverTweet
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[sad fiddle music] Dearest Hortense, The end is nigh. In the twilight hours, Rebel raiders struck the heart of our Federal stockpiles of Hardtack and Sanctimony. Pray for our Deliverance. I remain faithfully yours, Elijah
The Bulwark
 @BulwarkOnline
Nov 9
Filmmaker @KenBurns discusses why the Trump administration killed the Corporation for Public Broadcasting with @JohnAvlon: "It'll hurt mostly rural communities — maybe that's their intention. There'll be news deserts."
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jeffery reynolds
 @ChargerJeff
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Happy Exploding Whale Day to all who celebrate. pjmedia.com/jeff-reynolds/20…

50th Anniversary of the Funniest Thing That Ever Happened--Oregon's Exploding Whale

I can’t believe I missed the celebration of this uniquely Oregon tradition, but November 12 ma

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Griffin Miller @GriffinM617
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Replying to @NewsWire_US
I’m gonna have to use this one a lot, huh?
Amygator 🐊 *not an actual alligator
 @AmyA1A
Nov 7
Replying to @MattGertz
“The fabulous statistics continued to pour out of the telescreen. Year by year and minute by minute, everybody and everything was whizzing rapidly upwards.”
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James Fishstick isn’t real. He’s like that Valentina Gomez novelty candidate without the introspection and charm. #FlGov
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We should have built the wall while we had the chance
Prison Mitch
 @MidnightMitch
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Pee is stored in Canada.
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Long Monkeypox @podiatristdon
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Right now Biden is smiling from up in heaven along with Damar and Harambe knowing Republicans are about to pass another one of his spending bills.
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Do not bring your grill inside🚨 You’ll either have to bundle up and bear the arctic conditions, or just have leftover pizza like we’re planning on doing
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bring your puppers 🐶 in, and check on momma & them 👵🏻 👴🏽
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Excuse me, but this is not okay.
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Damin Toell
 @damintoell
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Called it. Follow me for more accurate SCOTUS predictions.
Yashar Ali 🐘
 @yashar
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BREAKING The Supreme Court has DENIED Kim Davis’s petition to overturn its landmark decision in Obergefell v. Hodges, which legalized same-sex marriage across the United States.
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GM. This pardon does not cover whoever put the empty carton of creamer back in the office fridge on Friday and didn’t bother to tell Maeve we’d need more. You are being referred to The Hague soonest. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Damin Toell
 @damintoell
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He actually pardoned "all United States citizens" related to alternate electors or for efforts to expose voter fraud or vulnerabilities in the 2020 election. We've all received pardons now.
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Saul Sadka
 @Saul_Sadka
Nov 8
Tucker Carlson, “Dick Cheney [who died on Monday] raised a really repulsive daughter... if I had a daughter like Liz Cheney—I don’t believe in suicide—but I would consider it.” Meghan Kelly, laughing, “Oh wow.” There is no way back to these people. Evil and crass.
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Bob Good
 @RepBobGood
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Don’t make things worse by sending out $2k checks. Just cut spending & pay down the $38T debt, which is the primary driver of the affordability crisis.
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Carol Roth
 @caroljsroth
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The last time you got $1,400 back, it cost you (and everyone else) more than $10,000 a year in purchasing power. Otherwise, good thinking.
Jonathan K @jonny_k34
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Replying to @caroljsroth @DLoesch
As much as I’ve paid in taxes over the years I’m fine with getting 2k of my money back
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Welp.
Stephen L. Miller
 @redsteeze
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Bluesky is currently posting guillotine memes about Chuck Schumer.
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Emily Zanotti 🦝
 @emzanotti
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I have a good friend who retired from the theater, got married to his husband, and now does drag as Carol Channing, and he’s still not nearly as gay as these two.
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Haha. I went to save an archive in the Wayback Machine because I assume one of his brighter handlers is eventually going to make him delete the post, and two people had already beat me to it: web.archive.org/web/20251109… @sahilkapur

Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

WOW!

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Just President Trump falling for fake rage-bait posts from a satire site called “The Dunning-Kruger Times.” This is fine.
Sahil Kapur
 @sahilkapur
Nov 9
With a “WOW!,” President Trump posts a claim about DOGE and “royalties linked to Obamacare” that originated on a satirical website. That site’s own About section reads: “Everything on this website is fiction… If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined.”
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Amygator 🐊 *not an actual alligator
 @AmyA1A
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Replying to @Breaking911
“Maybe the real dividend is just the friends we met along the way!”
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#OrangeBernie
Stephen Richer
 @stephen_richer
Nov 8
The new right is the Bernie left. Part 10,000.
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