18 months? This is the Great Basin Bristlecon Tree, it's 5000 years old. This orange pedo has the opposite of a green thumb!

I have too give it to Pedo Trump, he’s very good at making a fool out of himself!!!

Oh that explains why he had trees that were growing on the White House grounds when Lincoln was president cut down, he was afraid they were going to explode.

By far, the stupidest President the United States ever had.

OK, true , Fat Satan is a moron, now lets get back to #EpsteinTrumpFiles

Goddamnit ... I better start preparing for the massive explosion from this decades old Maple Tree in my backyard.

Trumpo the clowno......... isn't this one over 2000 years old ???.........🤣

This person is the president of the U.S! Trump is an international embarrassment. My foster dog has more intelligence than trump.

Im caught between this being an example of him being a stable genius or he’s showing the world a compilation of his best words. WTAF 🤣🤣

Arboreal expert—the greatest in the world—he knows more about trees than anyone— hmmm, those Redwoods in Northern California and the 500yr old Douglas Fir and Yellow Cedar trees here on Vancouver Island—they must be Super-Trees!! Surely by now, even his pack of dullards who follow him realize he’s actually become a parody of himself—no one can lie and deceive as much as he does unless they are mentally ill. And, take it to the bank— this overblown ego is, indeed, mentally ill.

A fourth grader has more knowledge than trump!

Who's going to tell him trees live a lot longer than 18 months. I swear Trump is the most ignorant person alive.

On par with “trees in other countries are more flammable than American trees.” He ACTUALLY said that, BELIEVES IT, and MEANT IT!!!!

And this is really what you Republicans actually voted for? God make it make sense. 👊🏻🇺🇲

Trees be like, "Da fuq?" 🤪😂🤣

stupid as trump is, wants to be a dictator. Still he found enough sycophants dumb enough to do his bidding no matter how crazy or stupid. Then imagine universities, news corporations, and Fortune 500 companies, voters, and Christian’s went along with him for the ride. 100% fools.

That tiny pea-brain of his has left the building. I hope someone is writing all this insanity down. It'll make a great book one day soon. Good for a million laughs.

It seems America has normalized Trump and his insanity because every morning I wake up and he’s still President.

Omg! This idiot is what maga wants telling them what they can and can’t do? IQ of 70? It must be lower!

Seriously, Maga people you must truly question him at this point right

Forrest Trump.

And I’m sure his stupid supporters believe him. JFC you can’t make this shit up

The really scary thing is that he says this kind of batshit crazy stuff all the time, and he's the most powerful man in the world! What is the matter with the people who voted for him??? (and don't talk about Biden, he's not THIS bad)

Tramp wins the NoBull PISS PRIZE !

Obvious Trump had help taking classes & tests all through his schooling. Those ppl must all be under lifetime Non Disclosures.

Delusional demented raving lunatic! Don’t tell him trees in California are 2,000 years old his brain will explode!

As always, trump proving that he's a total asshole.....😂 !!!!

Go figure. This, from the same man who, regarding a hurricane said, “One of the wettest we’ve ever seen in terms of water.”

It’s freaking criminal that the very rich put him into Office (they also cheated) to take everything we have away from us, and you know damn well they don’t believe a word he says but they will back him up because money money money. It’s nauseating.

I'm so glad to know this, now I know for 100% certain and without any doubt that trump is a raving madman.