Just literally spat my coffee out, bloody brilliant. 🤣😅🤭 Left Wing Airlines! 👏👏👏

That train guard who got slashed by that bastard on the train has been given a Nottingham Forest season ticket. Hasn't the poor sod suffered enough already?

Considering playing this in full during my 9-11pm @GBNEWS show

I think about this several times per day. 🤣

Who Rachel Reeves blames: The Tories Liz Truss’s mini budget Brexit Global headwinds Trump’s tariffs Austerity War in Ukraine Who voters blame: Rachel Reeves

French start up unveils their latest innovation in migration technology. Le double decker dinghy

Official Breaking News The UK Civil War has begun. Trans vs Migrants vs YouTubers. At this early stage it is unclear who the Greens and Gingers will declare for. x.com/billymooreAPBD/status/…

Using the argument of "yeah my husband looks after all the domestic finances, I'm just a girl and don't understand such things" is quite the hail mary play, when you're THE CHANCELLOR OF THE UNITED KINGDOM.

Attention virtue signallers and Greta fans. In a fortuitous twist of fate the Palestinian and Sudan flags are almost identical so you can feign support for both genocides whilst recycling your flags!

More exciting news from our dear leader

A new YouBruv Poll shows that Keir Starmer is more popular on 13% than Jimmy Saville’s corpse on 12%. So that’s good news.

I welcome Leeds City Council's decision to expand their selective landlord licencing policy to include the Armley area. While many private landlords operate in the right way, we know that lots of private tenants in Armley face problems with poorly maintained housing. (1/3)

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse a migrant in Germany butt rapes his incapacitated friend while he lay injured because who wouldn’t look a gift horse in the ass so to speak…

If anyone doesn't believe in the Laffer curve, here is a good example of Laffer in action: Labour increased tax on oil and gas production to 78% last year - despite warnings from the industry that it would decimate investment and cost thousands of jobs. New data shows that the UK's North Sea revenues have now fallen from £9.9billion in 2022/23 - when the Energy Profits Levy (EPL) was introduced - to £4.5billion in 2024-25, the year the tax was increased. Revenue from the EPL - which is one of three taxes levied on the sector - has itself fallen from £4.2billion to £2.7billion over the same period. The figures - which were published in the Scottish Government's Expenditure and Revenue Scotland (GERS) report -  also show decommissioning expenditure rising, which will accelerate the UK Government's near £11billion bill for the removal of North Sea infrastructure. @realartlaffer agcc.co.uk/news-article/nort…

Eretz Nehederet’s skit about Greta and her Falestine Flotilla is absolutely savage. 😂😭💀 “What will we do now that there’s a ceasefire?!” What indeed Greta.

Without a shadow of a doubt @KirstieMAllsopp has some of the meanest and angriest followers on Twitter.

‘One in, one out’ migrant back in telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/10… What do we have to do to make the government understand that we have had enough? Was the home office the only body that didn’t predict this?

Apparently 40% of men and a similar proportion of women don’t find farts funny. This may explain a lot about society today. Are they lying or total psychopaths?

This is insane!! Tax payers in the UK will pay £1.9 BILLION transporting children to school in TAXIS! (This includes the little thugs who have behavioural problems and bus companies won’t take them) It’s madness.

When Labour announced VAT on private school fees, they promised it would raise £1.7 billion for state schools. With 25,000 pupils already forced out, eight times more than predicted, the policy is on track to cost taxpayers money rather than raise it. A thread🧵