Replying to @stacycay
My wife doesn’t wear much makeup in terms of what I’ve seen from other women and is a knockout. If I were single and saw her out, I’d holler. She doesn’t have to put much on, but she knows how to wield it

Nov 1, 2025 · 10:39 PM UTC

Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
did you make a cartoon version of this?
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Just because this has come up like a million times, my cartoon *is* 6 years old! I've been doing this shit since 2018. This girl actually reached out to me to say she was getting a lot of attention for it and didn't want me to think she copied me (I didn't think so- she openly admitted it was a real-life version of mine, not attempting to take credit.) But anyway, I didn't copy her.
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Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
This is very accurate… for ugly women.
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As an ugly woman this is my area of expertise. NEXT
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That woman is wearing too much makeup, tbh.
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She's at what appears to be a formal event? Seems fine for the occasion.
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Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
Whenever men talk about how women look I just...
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Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
Ever look at a woman and think “wow she looks tired” that’s no makeup
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Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
I remember when men were saying how nice Meghan Markle looked on her wedding day because she wasn’t wearing makeup haha
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Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
The final one is very over exaggerated so i tried to make a more accurate version?
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Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
I see my wife without her makeup all the time Bottom right quadrant isnt reality, it's just womens self-hating self-perception because they wear makeup too often. Men don't hate women without makeup, women do.
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What happened is simple. His thought leaders said that women who don’t wear makeup are the prettiest. But he thinks his wife is the prettiest. So his cognitive dissonance makes him believe that therefore she must not wear much makeup.
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Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
Heavy makeup.
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never date a woman until you’ve seen her with zero makeup some of them have trojan horse levels of deception going on
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Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
I am counting 13-14 discrete products individual products. Maybe 10 if you generously consider all eyeshadow one product and that different shades do not.
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Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
What they think heavy makeup is, is just bad makeup 😂
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I don't wear make up and this pic is from the other day at 3am when I hadn't slept but one time a friend in high school put make up on me and the teacher thought I was absent 😭☠️
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Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
I feel like women have eyes even without makeup but maybe I've been hoodwinked
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Shouldn’t upper right and lower left be the same according to this analogy?
Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
they think "heavy makeup" corresponds to color saturation
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Meanwhile, here's actually no makeup.
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Right, pretty women only started existing in the last century. Before eyeliner, they were all ugly, no natural beauty to be found.
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Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
Any man who has lived with a woman or have gone camping with a woman knows what "no makeup" is. And we still prefer no makeup
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