Elon kept his promise 🕺🕺🕺

“The future is autonomous!” — Elon Musk

NEWS: Model Y Standard production has officially begun at Tesla's Giga Berlin factory.

Remarkable milestone in our young history. Less than 9 months after launching Model Y Premium, we now launched the all new Model Y Standard! Soon it will hit European roads! 🚀

For the light cone of future civilizations

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The sum of knowledge etched by laser into stone in micro font and placed throughout the solar system will protect against a civilizational regression

Its fascinating to me that only when a new version of FSD drops is it OK to talk about how murderous the previous version was. It happens every time. Without fail.

SpaceX's new Tesla Cybertruck fleet 📐

NEWS: Elon Musk says Tesla will have 500 Robotaxis in Austin by the end of this year, and over 1,000 cars in the Bay Area. via @theallinpod

TESLA LIFE HACK: Rather than searching for a video on the YouTube app within Tesla theater, find a video you are watching on your phones YouTube app, hit share, select the Tesla app, then it magically appears on your Tesla infotainment screen similar to AirPlay but simply a share. This also works for maps! The more you know. @elonmusk @Tesla

“In 2008, I had to choose — save Tesla or SpaceX. I split my last $30M between them, knowing both might die. Thankfully, they both survived”— Elon Musk

Tesla FSD V14.1.4 dodged multiple potholes for me today

🚨🚨 THIS WILL BLOW YOU AWAY. The Democrats have filed a lawsuit against the USDA for trying to find out how many illegal aliens are receiving welfare benefits. D.O.G.E.: “This literally blew us away. We went there to find fraud, and we found this by accident. We were like, what is this? In 2021, you see 270,000 people — it goes all the way up to 2.1 million in 2024. These are illegal aliens who are getting Social Security numbers. The defaults in the system — from Social Security to all of the benefit programs — have been set to max inclusion, MAX PAY for these people, and minimum collection. We found 1.3 million of them already on Medicaid, as an example. In every benefit program we reviewed, we found individuals from this particular group — about 5.5 million people — receiving benefits. So we took a sample and looked at voter registration records, and we found people from this population registered to vote. Yes — who did vote. We found they actually did vote. I just want you to know this: the truly disturbing thing to me — the darkest thing about all this — is that the voter fraud is terrible.” In other words: you’ve been Deceived. Robbed. Extorted. Blackmailed — and Betrayed.

V14 collapsing lane management is a massive step change improvement over V13. Bravo Tesla. Seriously. I have never driven in this area before and had absolutely zero clue the right lane was about to collapse. Wasn’t paying attention to the signage, but the second FSD saw the two yellow signs, it knew exactly what it needed to do. There was absolutely zero visibility to the road ahead, and zero markings on the pavement to tell FSD it had to get over. It is definitely recognizing this type of signage and knows it means it needs to get out of the right lane. Definitely was not a coincidence either, because it waited to jump in despite having some runway in the right lane. So so much better at handling these scenarios now.

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Introducing Tesla Self-Driving 14 with Mad Max mode Finally, a self-driving car that can drive just like you do

I always get in a good mood when I’m at a Tesla store

An amazing sports SUV