im like the michael jordan of basketball
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These people think real life is like StarCraft and if you build more universities you get more scholars but if you build more prisons you get more felons
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it's the killing-your-dad bridge. they installed it in case anyone at the facility needs to kill their dad.
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if your job is still WFH its basically like having a rent controlled apartment. u cant leave cause nobody is hiring for these anymore
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People use the adjective “Lynchian” a lot to mean nothing, but I think this image is Lynchian. By that I mean I think it looks like a still from a David Lynch movie.
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America’s fun because they have a boiling hot prehistoric jungle there and they just send all the old people to live in it
