Covenanter | ADHD |#InfoSecTrust|Ex-@AlbanyMed @GEResearch @Adobe @TenableSecurity @ZionsBank @Squarespace @Zendesk | CFP @BSidesLV | Wrestler | CTF/MTG Player

grooming 2x DEFCON 3rd Beard
Joined November 2012
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“just message the user real quick” oh you mean ruin my entire day
This man was my wrestling hero for most all of my youth
Replying to @Cornell_Kevins
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Learn assembly by doing what you always wanted as a kid: playing with your Game Boy. Available now at major retailers. nostarch.com/game-boy-coding…
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The biggest problem with us is not that we want to be happy. It’s that we’re satisfied with inferior pleasures.
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Day 13 of a wrestling poster a day till we kick off the season with the All star classic this Saturday! Day 13: “Big Shot” Sports Illustrated for Kids with John Smith.
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Thinking: “I am a lost cause. God can’t help me. I am hopeless., is unbelief dressed in sadness. God through Christ Jesus provides the most sure hope of us all. Psalm 42:5 (KJV) Why art thou cast down, O my soul? and [why] art thou disquieted in me? hope thou in God: for I shall yet praise him [for] the help of his countenance.
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My favorite thing about working in cyber security is just how insane some documentation is. It might as well start off with “listen here you piece of shit” 😭💀
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Day 5 of a vintage wrestling poster/ad a day until we kick off the season with the Allstar classic November 1st! Day 5: “Train Like A Madman!…Part 2” “To work hard is what is expected. To train like a madman is to exceed all limitations.” If you missed days 1-4 Day 1- Wimps Need Not Apply Day 2- Half Nelson Half Animal Day 3- Take No Prisoners Day 4- Train like a mad man 1 Day 5 - Train like a mad man 2
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EXFUCKINGACTLY!👇😆 Why doesn’t GenX freak out when there’s a problem. 🤔 The perfect…and hilarious answer here!👇👏
My dad who "hates cats" with the kitten he found on the side of the road
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Day 3 of adding a vintage wrestling poster/ad a day till we hit the All star classic November 1st to kick off the season If you missed day 1 and 2, we went with Nike’e 1988 “Wimps Need Not Apply” and “Half Nelson, Half Animal.” Coming at you day 3 is Nike’s “Take No Prisoners”
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🚨BREAKING: Poland's new President Karol Nawrocki signs a bill exempting parents with two or more children from paying income tax Poland is leading from the front. 🇵🇱
“I’M A REBEL FOR HIM NOW.” @rustyrockets: “Fame, pleasure, rebellion—none of it worked. The culture used me to preach decadence. But now I live to honor Jesus Christ. I’ll rebel against worldliness—but I’ll bow to Him alone.” @TPUSA