tha big jit❗️ certified real g🥶 i collected all the restraining orders now im only allowed in my desk and on the shitter yt:drunkdragons newgrou:drunk-dragons

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Goedemorgen
twitter played an ad before this shit mf making me watch ads before my ads😭
Pumpkin soup = peak fall comfort.
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Replying to @prinsesshans
This is how I imagine he’d talk
Two men caught on CCTV camera kissing in an elevator. Watch 👇
trump is in violation of that posture god DAMN
Gianni Infantino has been accused of a “clear violation” of the governing body’s statutes on neutrality after appearing to endorse United States president Donald Trump’s political agenda. Speaking at the American Business Forum in Miami on Wednesday, an event that was also attended by Trump, Infantino lavished praise on the U.S. president and said “we should all support what he’s doing because I think it’s looking good”. Miguel Maduro, a former chairman of FIFA’s governance committee between 2016 and 2017, has said the FIFA president’s comments are a clear breach of the rules regarding political neutrality. More from @Dan_Sheldon_ ⤵️ 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/6784737…
mf said macaroni and blood
rate my food
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That shit is anti-drip. When you wear that shit the rain starts going upwards.
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yo mama so fat she takes up the other 1144 positions
That’s cute
my wife
bring back ________ before 11.19.26
the cia tryna kill him
Bro why the fuck was I coughing up blood when I woke up?
dawg madami wasnt involved in 9/11 one bit im tired of hearing bullshit
24 years after 9/11 and they haven't been able to identify any part of my mother because nothing probably exists after she went down 86 floors in the South Tower. This is all I have namely an urn given to 9/11 families with dust and ashes from Ground Zero and tonight New York voted in Mamdani!
this shit gonna hit edtwt like crack hit the hoods in the 80s
A Chinese gym owner is offering their Porsche to anyone who loses 110 pounds in 3 months Doctors have warned the challenge could cause major health problems
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i swear mfs be calling anything porn i could walk outside and get called porn
Bikinis are soft core porn. The inventor of the bikini, Louis Réard, couldn’t get any self respecting woman to model it for him, so the first woman to model the bikini was a stripper named Micheline Bernardini. They were also illegal to wear in public until the 1960’s, because they were indecent. These laws were good and right and we should do our best to reinstate them.
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my norm is north af rn
bro said gg five times
>say word >money stolen