Code Druid who spends his time diving in code bases and coral reefs.

Joined June 2009
I really hope to turn on the TV and see a thicc Judge Judy.
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Finally, a VP worthy of diet mountain dew.
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I suddenly have a brilliant idea for election merch....
Heat stamp on a coconut
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I apparently have a bluesky invite. If I follow you, DM me and I will give it to the first taker
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::sudden realization that I have upleveled from writing concurrent code to writing docs about concurrent code:: /me goes off to cry
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I really hope Nicky Spinks put down her description as "another bearded guy". #BM100
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My favorite troll is at it again.
After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 9:54. The 2023 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100
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FYI: chrome://settings/content/notifications "Sites can ask to send notifications" -> off
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Wish you had an Engineer’s title with a Manager’s calendar? Like solving people problems when everyone thinks the issue is technical? Dream of cramming a month of onboarding into a few days, over and over again? Ask your therapist if becoming a Staff Engineer is right for you!
JVM GC tuning parameters are just "prompt engineering" for server performance.
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Spotted a sharptail eel hunting in Bonaire. They are apparently messy eaters, so fish tend to hang around them looking for scraps.
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While you won't get to see my wild gesticulations, you will get to imagine them in all their glory. @TitusWinters on the other hand translates pretty smoothly into a purely auditory medium. Like Ira Glass for Software Engineering.
🎧 Listen to the latest #GOTOpodcast to learn about the lessons learned by software engineering teams at Google and the best practices they follow for writing sustainable code? 📢 Learn more with @TitusWinters and @JuvHarlequinKFM. Tune in ↴ gotopia.tech/podcast
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Making my prediction now. On the 24th, twitter will have an outage that lasts over 8 hours.
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Is there a betting market for when Twitter's next multi-day outage will occur?
I am excited for this, it was a fun conversation! Hopefully next time we will do it over tiki drinks and wings, @TitusWinters .
#GOTObookclub teaser alert 👀 @TitusWinters, co-curator of “Software Engineering at Google” & @JuvHarlequinKFM reveal what software engineering teams learn constructing and maintaining software at @Google 📚 Stay tuned for the new ep. coming out on Nov.3 piped.video/WlGFkwe_9cM?list=PL…
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