SERIOUS WARNING: JD Vance just hinted that Trump will invade and seize Greenland. Note 3 MAGA officials are visiting this week separately. His wife, Usha Vance and the National Security Advisor Waltz are “visiting” at different times for different reasons. Denmark had better quickly move F-16s and a few thousand troops to Nauuk and Qaanaq and be ready to ask the Americans to leave Thule airbase or they’ll wake up with it occupied by Marines and Google redesignated “Trumpland”.
jd vance: “denmark not doing its job, not being a good ally…if that means we need to take more territorial interest in greenland that is what president trump is going to do.”

Mar 23, 2025 · 10:30 PM UTC

Replying to @MalcolmNance
Since Demark is a founding member of NATO, under Article 5 the US would be obligated to defend it against invasion. And they said work from home concept was dead...
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Not a US that suddenly leaves NATO or invades its ally. Now the USA defending Denmark against Trump …
Replying to @MalcolmNance
What the actual fuck are these lunatics thinking?
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I. Don’t. Know. But they’re serious.
Replying to @MalcolmNance
JD Vance's wife is a "MAGA official"?
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Literally … yes.
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Replying to @MalcolmNance
Malcolm, these are not serious people, watch what they do, not what they say
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That’s a lethal error.
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Replying to @MalcolmNance
This post is reckless, inflammatory, and riddled with baseless speculation masquerading as fact. The claim that JD Vance "hinted" at an invasion of Greenland is a wild leap, unsupported by any concrete evidence or official statement. Vance’s comments about "territorial interest" may be controversial, but jumping to a military invasion—complete with imagined troop movements and Google renaming Greenland "Trumpland"—is absurd fearmongering that collapses under its own weight. The assertion about "3 MAGA officials" visiting Greenland separately is equally dubious. Usha Vance and National Security Advisor Waltz (presumably meaning Waltz, a common misspelling) traveling "for different reasons" proves nothing beyond routine diplomacy or personal schedules. Linking this to a supposed plot to seize Thule Air Base is conspiratorial nonsense, ignoring the realities of international relations, NATO alliances, and the logistical insanity of such an operation. Calling for Denmark to scramble F-16s and troops to Nuuk and Qaanaaq is not just impractical—it’s laughable. It assumes a cartoonish escalation that defies reason, geopolitics, and the fact that 85% of Greenlanders, per polls, want nothing to do with U.S. control. This isn’t a "serious warning"; it’s unhinged fan fiction dressed up as analysis. Posts like this thrive on clicks, not truth—pure noise polluting any real discussion.
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I’m going to bookmark the fuck out of this stupid comment and throw it right in your face when the time comes.
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Replying to @MalcolmNance
Malcom proves yet again that he's an unserious political hack. Greenland voted last week for a path to independence from Denmark. The US will woo the people of Greenland with everything we can do to help if they were to choose to unite with the US. No force is necessary, and only Congress can declare war. Trump would be impeached within a week if he tried to take it militarily.
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This is a straight up lie. 85% of Greenlanders voted NO to joining the USA just two weeks ago. Please look up the War Powers Act. We haven’t declared a war since Pearl Harbor. Also impeachments don’t work.
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Replying to @MalcolmNance
While personally I don’t think it would happen, the military takeover is not the most efficient way. Something like what Russia did in Crimea is more practical.
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That “annexation” was an open armed invasion.
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Replying to @MalcolmNance
Denmark owes nothing to the U.S, when they invoked article 5 of NATO Denmark was one of the countries who came to their aid - How dare Vance say they are not good allies because they won't give Trump what he demands!
Replying to @MalcolmNance
Trump is about to start WW3 with Mexico, Panama Canada, Greenland, Europe, But he was saying Kamala was going to start ww3? Wtf? Make it make sense.
Replying to @MalcolmNance
So much for the President of Peace. Let's go envade a NATO ally to steal Greenlands Rare Earth Minerals.
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Replying to @MalcolmNance
Vance and Trump Jr. have pathological desires about conquest, a la Putin. Greenland belongs to Denmark, a staunch ally ever since WWII. Back off, you idiots.
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Replying to @MalcolmNance
I don't know of one citizen who voted for taking Greenland by force. Most of the counter-points I got from MAGA about Trump compared to other politicians was that was the no-war candidate...
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Replying to @MalcolmNance
This is shadier than the eyeliner he's wearing.
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Replying to @MalcolmNance
I hope they boo and protest their visit. Embarrass them, Usha won’t be able to handle it. Maybe she will listen. Someone needs to speak to them about what a horrible idea this is.
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Replying to @MalcolmNance
Why do they let the belligerent Americans visit when they are threatening to invade? And what is the EU doing as this is part of Europe.
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Replying to @MalcolmNance
We’ve had an intra-NATO conflict before (Greece and Turkey), but never would I have imagined the United States would stoop so low as to threaten NATO allies Canada and Denmark over Greenland. Its members are committed to protecting each other from any threat. #NATO
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Replying to @MalcolmNance
Honest question: Why is Trump (Or the US) interested in "acquiring" greenland?
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Replying to @MalcolmNance
Hahaha you're a retard
Replying to @MalcolmNance
And then Denmark invokes Article 5 and the U.S. is at war with 30 countries
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Insane! 😡
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Replying to @MalcolmNance
Interest of American citizens?? Says who. No one asked for this.
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Replying to @MalcolmNance
They need Greenland for Russia. Then the US and Russia can mount an attack on Canada and prevent European countries from assisting in Canada’s defence.
Replying to @MalcolmNance
Vance provides no details. His definition of a great ally is kowtowing to (Putinesque) Trump and giving up it's territory under threat of invasion. The international community should and will enact sanctions against the US if we seize Greenland.
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