we need to wait until the engineers have a say abt this

Simulated nerves + simulated water = could get same perception you & I get for being wet Assuming reality abides by rules (it appears that it does) then it is also simulation It likely is even a 100% predictable simulation with a known end state (perfect entropy/disorder).

simulated philosophers and their simulated discoveries

inb4 a peripheral that ionizes the air around you just enough to manipulate the bonds in the particles directly touching your skin sending small electromagnetic pulses to spawn water right on you just to make you feel the splash from the sweat on the 4k cheek clapping compilation

but you will FEEL wet 😏